Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...

Cardassia Prime – Vorta Weyoun cautioned Cardassia on Wednesday that the Dominion is not Amazon and that Cardassia needs to show...

Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...

The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...

Philadelphia, PA – Experts have confirmed that the I-95 bridge collapsed due to the steel supports having been melted by fire. “After...

Ukrainian President Zelensky has announced his new peace-loving initiative: a curtain business! “Thanks to all our international...

On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has vowed to give Ukraine SCALP-EG cruise missiles. “We, I mean they, have got a big...

Ottawa, China – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he “never promised to not reduce chocolate rations”. During a talk at the...

After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...

New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...

New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...

Seattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...

Bravo Station – A woman has been blown out of the airlock by her boyfriend after asking him for “some space”. “I just wanted to ask her...

Washington DC – The recent collapse of Silicon Valley Bank and the tanking of bank stocks are all just coincidences according to experts....

Los Angeles, CA – On Friday, panic set in just after Ripuoff Bank had completed its hostile takeover of Eongteoli Foods, the manufacturer...

Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...

Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...

Sydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...

Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...

Washington DC – US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has expressed “deep concerns” that China may provide lethal support to Russia. “As...