East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...

Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...

New York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will enter the online dating scene by starting its own subscription-based platform....

Canberra, Australia – Australian PM Anthony Albanese re-affirmed support for Ukraine in light of the US decision to supply tanks. “I know...

Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...

Washington DC – On Monday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted what a mediocre press secretary she is but that she...

Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

Darwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...

San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...

New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...

Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...

Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform worked with presbyterians to suppress free will. “It’s important we...

Philadelphia, PA – Johnny has discovered that drums are “really frigging loud”. Attending a Christmas church service for the first time...

San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...

Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.

San Francisco, CA – Several members of Twitter’s Trust & Safety Council have resigned due to Elon Musk’s priority change that tries to...

Although the transcript of Dr Fauci’s deposition has yet to be released, some key points have been made available by court reporters....

Democratic Zoe Lofgren announced that all the evidence the committee collected will be released “within a month” but it’s been leaked!