Sydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...

Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...

Washington DC – US Secretary of State Antony Blinken has expressed “deep concerns” that China may provide lethal support to Russia. “As...

Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...

Canberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed...

The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...

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Los Angeles, CA – A father of two just realized his children’s toy money is worth more than his real money. “I got home from work and I...

East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...

Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...

New York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will enter the online dating scene by starting its own subscription-based platform....

Canberra, Australia – Australian PM Anthony Albanese re-affirmed support for Ukraine in light of the US decision to supply tanks. “I know...

Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...

Washington DC – On Monday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted what a mediocre press secretary she is but that she...

Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

Darwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...

San Francisco, CA – A local man who went shopping at the supermarket for the first time in two years realizes that the frozen “rustic”...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...

New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...

Philadelphia, PA – A new multinational study has found that reading articles about the causes of sudden death may cause sudden death. The...