Bali, Indonesia – At the B20 Summit, a Canadian crybully emphasized in a speech that free speech must be defended. “Whilst always...

This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!

Philadelphia, PA – The FBI has arrested a man for voting multiple times in favor of reinstating Donald Trump on Twitter. The vote was set...

Washington DC – President Biden, in between naps while attending G20 in Indonesia, has requested a $37-billion aid package for Ukraine....

Washington DC – A white paper has been released in light of recent voter fraud, alleged or otherwise, and the currently slow vote count...

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...

Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.

Kyiv, Ukraine – American actor Sean Penn has handed over his Oscar to Ukrainian president Zelensky in Kyiv whilst defying the US...

In an effort to save the planet, new colored bins approved by the WEF have been introduced garnering rave reviews from celebrities,...

Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...

We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the Occupation of Bajor.

Shanghai, China – The latest lockdown at Shanghai Disneyland in which visitors may not leave without providing three negative COVID-19...

CDC Director Dr Rochelle Walensky tested positive for COVID-19 again on Sunday after having received five doses of the vaccine and...

It's been too long, but here are cards 21–24!

New York City, NY – Given the increasing threat of nuclear war, Pfizer has announced that it will manufacture and supply countries with...

Even as early ballots arrive via the mail for the Arizona governor’s election, democrat Katie Hobbs has yet to debate republican Kari...

Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...

New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...

Sacramento, CA – Governor Gavin Newsom has denied that his approval of AB2098 has anything to do with impeding free speech or ushering in...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....

Los Angeles, CA – A man wore a light-sensitive badge that acts as a counter for photos so he can limit the number of photos taken of him...