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Democrats Propose Ban on Insider Trading so They Can Benefit from Insider Trading
Washington DC – Democrats are planning to introduce a ban in early August on stock trading for members of Congress, their spouses and...
Jul 29, 20221 min read


Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
Jul 28, 20221 min read


Local Church Buys Invisible Bibles
Los Angeles, CA – Cross-Only Non-denominational Church has recycled all their bibles and purchased a new batch which is invisible. “We...
Jul 26, 20221 min read


Protestors: Planet Earth Homophobic for Making Monkeypox
New York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....
Jul 26, 20221 min read


Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible
Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...
Jul 25, 20221 min read


Gas Prices Actually 10x More Expensive
Philadelphia, PA – Oil producers and gas stations throughout the country have clarified that the price of gas is actually 10 times more...
Jul 24, 20221 min read


Biden: “I am a cancer to the world”
Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...
Jul 24, 20221 min read


Elon Musk: At Least 50% of January 6 Rioters Were Bots
Washington DC – Elon Musk has testified at the US House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack public hearings, claiming that at least...
Jul 16, 20221 min read


Trump Also Reads Teleprompter Instructions
Anchorage, AK – In a rally speech on Saturday, President Donald Trump apparently read the teleprompter instructions. “We have to impeach...
Jul 12, 20221 min read


Doctor Warns Breathing Leads to Sudden Deaths
London, UK – Doctors are warning that breathing can cause blood clots and may cause one to die suddenly. “Breathing in air, it goes into...
Jul 11, 20221 min read


Elon Musk Terminates Twitter Deal: Half the Board Are Fake Too
Austin, TX – Elon Musk has terminated the deal to buy Twitter. “Not only are half the accounts fake,” said Musk, “half the board are fake...
Jul 11, 20221 min read


Biden: Employment Figures Up from 2 to 10!
Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...
Jul 10, 20221 min read


Summary of All Science Debunking Anti-COVID Measures
Summary of all scientific literature that debunks anti-COVID measures.
Jul 10, 20221 min read


New Farming Sim: Dutch Protest Edition!
From the developer that brought us the Farming Simulator franchise, the latest Dutch Protest Edition is a must for these times! First,...
Jul 1, 20221 min read


Australia Could Still Maybe Have Nuclear Submarine by 2030
Canberra, Australia – Australian Deputy Prime Minister and Defense Minister Richard Marles has not ruled out that Australia could have...
Jun 29, 20222 min read


Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
Jun 29, 20221 min read


Employers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade Overturn
Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
Jun 25, 20221 min read


High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Jun 22, 20221 min read


Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
May 28, 20221 min read


Fauci Recommends Monkeypox Vaccine Boosters, Warns of Gerbilpox
Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, issued a statement on Sunday that...
May 22, 20221 min read


Australian Federal Election Voting Tips
It’s this Saturday! Rah!!!
May 18, 20221 min read
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