Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...

New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...

Sacramento, CA – Governor Gavin Newsom has denied that his approval of AB2098 has anything to do with impeding free speech or ushering in...

St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church excommunicated a female vocalist on Sunday, the first of such a case in the congregation....

Los Angeles, CA – A man wore a light-sensitive badge that acts as a counter for photos so he can limit the number of photos taken of him...

Melbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...

Los Angeles, CA – A local resident almost set his house on fire after setting alight his entire eight-piece set of LED candles. “My wife...

Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again. “Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election...

Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...

Washington DC – Hillary Clinton has revealed the reason she wears pantsuit even though most people can guess anyway. “It’s really to hide...

Washington DC – On Wednesday, the Biden-Harris administration announced a $130-billion “rescue plan” to hire more teachers for American...

Washington DC – Given the recent news of two individuals who pleaded guilty to the theft and sale of Ashley Biden’s diary, disturbing...

Detroit, MI – A local presbyterian church has produced a heavily redacted version of the bible. “Just because protestants killed off a...

The White House has clarified that Biden is not vacationing again, he’s just redacting his presidency a bit.

Atlanta, GA – Nearly eighteen months after the rollout of the COVID-19 vaccines in the US, a Georgian judge has unsealed parts of the...

Vatican City – Pope Fauci will step down in December, following the footsteps of Benedict XVI who resigned in 2013. “While I will no...

Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...

Washington DC – The reason for the FBI’s raid of Mar-a-Lago was to seize more of Trump’s documents so that Nancy Pelosi can rip them up....

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...

Palm Beach, FL – The FBI raided and searched Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on Monday morning as part of an investigation into the former...