Previously Secret Documents Reveal New Frigate Doesn’t Have to Float




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Australia Years Behind Realizing They’re Years Behind in Mathematics


- 6 days ago
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Lucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During Arrest


- Nov 23
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Boy Stops Packing Up Lego, Claims It Is Gaza


- Nov 13
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New Electric Vehicle “Evangelion” to Enter Market


- Nov 13
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Man Realizes Presbyterian Woman a Snob after Blind Date


- Nov 10
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Pro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We Are


- Nov 8
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Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion


- Oct 30
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Jedi Master Who Wanted “Harsher Lockdown Policy” Asks for Forgiveness


- Oct 16
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Palpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”


- Oct 13
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Empire Calls for Civilians to Leave Alderaan


- Oct 12
- 1 min
Yes-Man to Vote Yes in the Voice and Everything Else


- Oct 8
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Exclusive: Commander the German Shepherd Abused?


- Oct 3
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Man Excommunicated for Pulling Fire Alarm to Stop Long Church Service


- Oct 3
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Latest Study Brings Good News to Vaccinated Women


- Sep 27
- 2 min
My First Battle Against Russians


- Sep 13
- 1 min
Evergrande Collapse Led to Tower of Babel Failure


- Sep 12
- 1 min
Theologians: Only Vaccinated Animals Boarded Noah’s Ark


- Sep 5
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NZ PM Hipkins Announces New Slogan: “Mandate Is Non-Compulsory”


- Jul 29
- 1 min
Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast


- Jul 23
- 2 min
Asian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as Human