Zelensky Announces New Curtain Business




- May 22
- 1 min
Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing


- May 17
- 1 min
Macron: Missiles to Ukraine Just Competing with the Brits


- Apr 26
- 1 min
Trudeau: Never Promised to Not Reduce Chocolate Rations


- Apr 20
- 1 min
Dylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”


- Apr 6
- 1 min
Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts


- Apr 4
- 1 min
Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers


- Mar 23
- 1 min
Woman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with Vegan


- Mar 21
- 1 min
Astronaut Woman Asks Man for Space, Gets Blown Out of Airlock


- Mar 16
- 1 min
Banks Dying Suddenly Are All Just Coincidences


- Mar 12
- 1 min
Bank Ate Ultra-Hot Ramen, Causes Run


- Mar 6
- 1 min
Lori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church Door


- Mar 3
- 1 min
HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well


- Feb 28
- 1 min
Australian PM Albanese’s Mardi Gras March Not the Group Hug He Wanted


- Feb 27
- 1 min
Queensland Roll Out Pill-Testing Sites for Recreational Drugs Only


- Feb 26
- 1 min
“Deep Concern” China May Supply Russia, Says Country Full of Stuff Made in China


- Feb 25
- 1 min
Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests


- Feb 23
- 1 min
Longtime National Threat Eliminated, Says Country Still Run by Plandemic Psychopaths


- Feb 21
- 1 min
New Train Sim: Buttgouge Ohio Edition!




- Feb 18
- 1 min
Man Realizes His Children’s Toy Money is Worth More