DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....

Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the...

Berlin, Germany – Climate experts recommend a new practice to help limit the rise in temperature to under the agreed 1.5 degrees Celcius....

Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...

It's baby oil time! And that slap.

St Paul, MN – A young hockey defenseman was called out for being a “right-wing extremist” for occasionally playing as a right winger. St...

Cardassia Prime – The Cardassian Central Command has officially accepted the gift of 2,800 luxury warships from the Dominion. Cardassian...

Geneva, Switzerland – Mask Karens who cheered the 2020 US Presidential Election are again cheering at the results of the What Health...

Detroit, MI – An Asian boy is sick of being labelled as “right wing”. Francis Cheung, 11, was being branded as a “far-right” and...

This batch features drugs and the Reaper!

Sevilla, Spain – Global powers have called for restraint and de-escalation as the military of India and Pakistan slug it out. “Let’s be...

Officials of Spain and Portugal are baffled as to why they suffered massive power outages on Monday. “I am pretty sure it had nothing to...

Springfield, VA – A number of mid- and high-level staff at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are “concerned that they may...

Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...

Toronto, BC – A man has given up on making his prayer spreadsheet after reaching 4,000 rows. “I’ve been taught to pray generally and just...

Las Vegas, NV – A man who riled against “right-wingers” boycotting Bud Light has decided that it is perfectly acceptable to destroy Tesla...

Arlington, VA – President Trump announced on Friday that the development and manufacture of the Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD)...

Washington DC – President Trump has once again expressed his desire to do a “domain expansion” that will envelop Canada. “I love Canada,...

Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron, realizing that the US may not be interested in fighting in Europe, thinks France should...

Washington DC – Less than 24 hours after the appointment of David Duchnovy as Denise Bryson to the position of FBI Assistant Director ,...