Empire: Alderaan Ceasefire Now in Effect
- Simian Practicalist
- 5 days ago
- 1 min read
Alderaan (GNS) – Imperial Fleet Command has stated that the ceasefire agreement has come into effect.
“We have retreated to the agreed lines,” said Grand Moff Tarkin, “which is about two hundred meters from the planet’s former orbit.”
The Imperial Fleet will continue to be deployed in the area in case of any threat.
“I know we just blew up the entire place into rocks no larger than your average speeder but, you know, in case they throw rocks at us, we’ll be ready,” added Tarkin.
Under the terms of the agreement, the exchange of hostages is to take place within 72 hours. The Empire will release Princess Leia after Alderaan releases twenty living hostages.
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