Apr 155 minAnimation ● Review: Star Wars – The Clone WarsBasically an Ahsoka spin-off. Don’t expect too much. Do expect some cheese. Writing improves as the series progresses. Sufficiently amusing.
Jan 81 minPalpatine Releases His First Election Campaign AdGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...
Dec 23, 20234 minFilm ● Review: Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of FireA rebel’s cheesy recruitment drive against evil imperial forces. Not totally cringe but only because I don’t expect much from Hack Snyder.
Dec 12, 20231 minUN: Alderaan “on the brink of full-blown collapse”New York City, NY – Alderaan is “on the brink of full-blown collapse” with civil order breaking down, according to the UN. It has been 66...
Nov 9, 20231 minSenator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid InvasionMelbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Oct 30, 20231 minJedi Master Who Wanted “Harsher Lockdown Policy” Asks for ForgivenessGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker appeared on a recent episode of Real Time with Jar Jar Binks alongside...
Oct 16, 20231 minPalpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Oct 13, 20231 minEmpire Calls for Civilians to Leave AlderaanGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Imperial Armed Forces on Friday called for all civilians of Alderaan, more than 2 billion people,...
Oct 12, 20232 minAnimation Review: Star Wars – Tales of the JediDecent production. More for fans of Dooku and Ahsoka, although Dooku’s fall to the dark side is handled well.