Animation Review: Star Wars – Visions 2
Season 2 broadens to styles other than anime. Arguably worse than Season 1 in terms of storytelling. Nonetheless, a few are recommended.
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- May 16
- 5 min
Anime Review: Star Wars – Visions 1
Whilst not a bad effort overall, they are nothing great. A few are recommended.
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- Jan 30
- 1 min
Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
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- Jan 14
- 1 min
Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
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- Aug 10, 2022
- 1 min
FBI Raids Palpatine Residence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The FBI raided the home and office of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine on Monday night. The Department of...
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- Aug 4, 2022
- 1 min
Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
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- Jul 28, 2022
- 1 min
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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- May 28, 2022
- 1 min
Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
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- Dec 23, 2021
- 2 min
Galactic Supreme Court to Hear Palpatine Vaccine Mandate Challenge
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Galactic Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to take up disputes over the Palpatine administration’s...
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- Nov 10, 2021
- 9 min
Film Review & Discussion: Starship Troopers
Militaristic society. War. Controlled media. Brainwashed population. Limited participation in governance and politics. It’s all good!
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- Oct 30, 2021
- 1 min
Jar Jar Binks Proposes Unlimited Power to Premier Dan Andrews
Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...
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- Sep 29, 2021
- 1 min
The Mandalorian Finds Laundrie’s Campsite
St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...
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- Sep 1, 2021
- 2 min
Emperor Palpatine Defends Chaotic Endor Withdrawal
Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.
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- Mar 11, 2021
- 2 min
Imperial Lockdowns Taking a Toll
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Empire has been enforcing lockdowns across the galaxy in recent months. Although only for short periods...
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- Feb 21, 2021
- 1 min
Emperor Palpatine Auditioned for MK
Hollywood, CA – The trailer for the upcoming Mortal Kombat live-action film was released on Friday and it has been revealed that Emperor...
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- Feb 16, 2021
- 1 min
Tatooine Bans Force-sensitive Podracers
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...
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- Jan 10, 2021
- 1 min
Star Wars to Address the Environment
Los Angeles, CA – Disney has announced that some of the upcoming Star Wars series will also focus on environmentalism.
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- Dec 28, 2020
- 2 min
Palpatine Defunds the Jedi
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...
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- Dec 16, 2020
- 1 min
Historic Moment on Death Star as First COVID Vaccine Given
Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.
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