Trump Issues Order 66

Washington DC – President Trump has issued Order 66.

“I have ordered the withdrawal of the US from 66 international organizations and treaties, including 31 UN entities or whatever they’re called,” said Trump, “because they’re useless, just useless.”

The decision has sparked outrage, with some labelling it as “short-sighted” and “foolish”.

President Trump, however, is unfazed. “People call me a tyrant, can you believe that? I mean, it’s not like I’m wiping out the Jedi. I’m just withdrawing from the climate hoax, which actually saves a lot of energy and paperwork.”

The president also cited Venezuela and the capture of Maduro as an example.

“Look, we could have had more ships and aircraft and burnt even more fuel. And we could’ve killed the commie bastard but instead, we captured him in a couple of hours, just a couple of hours,” said Trump. “That’s pretty nice of us, right? And thanks to our great military, way better than stormtroopers.”

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