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Pelosi Announces Operation Southern Comfort
Washington DC – US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Operation Southern Spear on Thursday. “We’re calling it that because we’re gonna shove spears up the out-holes of the cartels,” said Hegseth. “And let’s be honest, it’s not just them, it’s also for those who traffic children, launder money and rig voting machines. Funny how no one talks about them.” Meanwhile, former Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi has announced an operation of her own. “Just bec
Nov 141 min read


Man Upset $10M Bounty on Al-Sharaa Will Not Be Rewarded
Washington DC – A man is disgusted that his information regarding Ahmed Hussein al-Sharaa, the current Syrian president, will not be rewarded by the State Department. “There’s a $10-million bounty on this guy,” said the man, “and I couldn’t believe he was on TV with President Trump at the White House. I rang the State Department right away and told them he’s at the White House so go get him now.” The State Department stated that they are “pretty sure” that the bounty has been
Nov 121 min read


Aussie Foreign Policy Remains Unchanged: FCFS
Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the
Oct 221 min read


Paul Pelosi: Operation Midnight Hammer Was My Idea
San Francisco, CA – Paul Pelosi is claiming that President Trump and the Pentagon stole his intellectual property for their airstrike on...
Jun 221 min read


The Holocaust Industry by Norman G. Finkelstein
The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...
Mar 10, 20247 min read


North Korea Actually Has Artillery Shells, Unlike West
Pyongyang, North Korea – In a brilliant display of firepower, North Korea lobbed over 200 artillery shells near South Korea’s Yeon Pyeong...
Jan 8, 20241 min read


Australia Gives Bonuses to Keep Defense Personnel
It looks like the US isn’t the only country having trouble keeping their military personnel. According to the report, Australia is paying...
Jan 5, 20241 min read


Measurements of Enriched Uranium in Palestine and Lebanon
A paper by C. Busby titled “Evidence for the use by Israel of a neutron uranium warhead in Palestine and Lebanon” published on 8 December...
Dec 24, 20232 min read


Film Review: Godzilla Minus One
Character-focused but not necessarily character-driven. Good pacing with enough kaiju action. Solid production. Very well executed.
Dec 21, 20234 min read


My First Battle Against Russians
Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” now comes “My First Battle Against...
Sep 27, 20232 min read


UK War Capabilities & Russia
Apparently, the Royal Air Force doesn’t have enough planes if they are to go against the Russians. This is funny considering how hard the...
Sep 12, 20231 min read


Biden Thought Spy Balloon Looked Like Madonna
Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...
Feb 7, 20231 min read


Foreign Policy
In light of recent political events—and not just Brexit—it reminded me of a scene from BBC's Yes, Minister.
Nov 20, 20201 min read
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