After Venezuela, Aussie Man Wonders When US Will Raid Australia

Simian Practicalist
3 days ago
1 min read

Sydney, Australia – After watching the US military operation in Venezuela in which Nicolás Maduro was swiftly captured, an Australian man is wondering when the US will conduct a similar raid in the country.

“I know our crime rate is not that bad and cartels don’t operate overtly here but still, there are plenty of criminals and commies, especially in government, who need to be dealt with,” said the man.

Others share a similar sentiment given Australia’s traditional alliance with the US.

“Unlike some countries, we hardly have guns. Any American troops here can’t even get stabbed with a plastic straw because all we have are the totally gay paper straws, so it should be easy,” said another man.

Although the oil reserves are not at the level of Venezuela, Australia is nevertheless rich in various resources, including natural gas, lithium and uranium.

“If all that stuff is not incentive enough, I don’t know what is,” said the man.

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