Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the

Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...

Melbourne, Australia – Almost thirty years after the nation’s massive gun buy-back scheme, Victoria has installed forty machete disposal...

Late last year, Opinyuns  mentioned the UN Summit of the Future held in September 2024 during which an “action-oriented outcome document...

Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?

None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen with Larry Abraham, first published in 1971 or 1972, is a relatively short book about the...

Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.

San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...

New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...

I'll be the first to admit that on the spectrum of paranoia, I might land a little on the high side if compared to average Americans. But...

I have no idea what will happen. There's way too much speculation going on. But if Trump actually ends up winning the election...