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Piece of Sh*t Pleads Not Smelling Like Sh*t
Breaking Gay News: Piece of Sh*t Pleads Not Smelling Like Sh*t
Oct 91 min read


Film Review: PTU (2003)
Hong Kong police noir film with key moments of black comedy: A fatso cop loses his gun and asks his friend in PTU not to report it. Nicely shot and edited. A modern classic.
Sep 243 min read


Film Review: Alien 40th Anniversary Shorts
Released in 2019, these six short films were produced in association with 20th Century Fox after being selected as winners of the...
Sep 204 min read


Japanese Researchers Call for Withdrawal of mRNA Vaccines
A Japanese study by J. Ueda et al titled “ Regulatory and Safety Assessment of COVID-19 mRNA-LNP Genetic Vaccines in Japan: Evidence for...
Sep 44 min read


Exclusive: FBI Finds Tape Collection and Clown Suit in John Bolton Raid
Washington DC – The FBI is searching the home of John Bolton on Friday. The raid began at 7 am and is reportedly continuing at the time...
Aug 221 min read


Rats Just Visiting Newsom and Family in California
Sacramento, CA – The rat infestation across California has baffled some scientists as much as almond farm owners and other rodents. “NYC...
Aug 221 min read


Opinion: Will We Cry If Shifty Schiff Gets Lynched?
Just saying hypothetically…
Aug 141 min read


Victorian Government Considers Collecting Green Toys and Machetes
Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...
Aug 91 min read


Biden Denies Autopen, Admits Another Device
Washington DC – Joe Biden has denied claims that the autopen was used without his express approval. “In fact, there was err… err… there...
Jul 161 min read


Bondi Explains Missing Hour in Jedi Temple Video
Coruscant (GNS) – Newly appointed Imperial Attorney General Pam Bondi on Tuesday tried to explain the Department of Imperial Justice’s...
Jul 101 min read


CIA Review on Russian Election Interference Investigation: Rushed, Biased, Compromised
The CIA Note “ Tradecraft Review of the 2016 Intelligence Community Assessment on Russian Election Interference ” was released on 2 July...
Jul 63 min read


Paul Pelosi: Operation Midnight Hammer Was My Idea
San Francisco, CA – Paul Pelosi is claiming that President Trump and the Pentagon stole his intellectual property for their airstrike on...
Jun 221 min read


Padmé Amidala: Elon Musk Is Not the Father
Coruscant (GNS) – Senator Padmé Amidala of Naboo in the first eight months of her pregnancy remained silent as to the identity of the...
Jun 181 min read


The Consultant by Bentley Little
Relatable corporate satire and dark comedy. Twisted and entertaining.
Jun 33 min read


Man Relieved Hissing and Attempted Biting Was Just a Snake
Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...
Jun 21 min read


James Comey Posting a “Cool” Photo for Not the First Time
Jimbo Comatose claims he doesn’t know what “86 47” means. Sure, let’s consider that as a possibility for a moment since this isn’t the...
May 161 min read


Film Review: Bullet Train Explosion
Decent production and solid performances. Tension and suspense are not bad but plateaus later. As a cheesy action thriller, it is enjoyable enough even though it could use at least one more set piece.
May 53 min read


Film ● Review: Faceless
Despite some implausible points, it manages to captivate. Shot and edited well with solid performances.
May 33 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: Havoc
Starts compelling enough. Tries to be dark and gritty. No shortage of splatter. Both the storytelling and visuals have taken its title to heart a bit too much.
Apr 282 min read


Film ● Review: Demon City
Ex-assassin goes on a revenge hack-fest. Mostly looks fine. Pacing is not bad but overall not particularly captivating.
Apr 253 min read


TSA Fears Purge Will Compromise Groping
Springfield, VA – A number of mid- and high-level staff at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) are “concerned that they may...
Apr 111 min read
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