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After Venezuela, Aussie Man Wonders When US Will Raid Australia
Sydney, Australia – After watching the US military operation in Venezuela in which Nicolás Maduro was swiftly captured, an Australian man is wondering when the US will conduct a similar raid in the country. “I know our crime rate is not that bad and cartels don’t operate overtly here but still, there are plenty of criminals and commies, especially in government, who need to be dealt with,” said the man. Others share a similar sentiment given Australia’s traditional alliance w
Jan 61 min read


Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
Jul 29, 20231 min read


Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
Apr 6, 20231 min read


Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
Apr 4, 20231 min read


Police Defends Arrest of Mother and Her Unborn Child
Melbourne, FL – Police have defended the arrest of a 31-year-old pregnant woman last week for “incitement” after authorities flagged her...
Nov 21, 20202 min read
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