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Aussie Foreign Policy Remains Unchanged: FCFS
Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the
Oct 221 min read
Bill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo Sales
Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
Nov 12, 20231 min read
None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen
None Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen with Larry Abraham, first published in 1971 or 1972, is a relatively short book about the...
Mar 17, 20238 min read
The NZ Witch Is Finally Going!
Finally, the New Zealander pro-abortion, pro–climate change, gun-confiscating, plandemic-nazi PM witch is going to leave “no later than...
Jan 18, 20231 min read
Opinyun’s Magic Cards (25–28)
Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.
Nov 11, 20221 min read
High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Jun 22, 20221 min read
Unborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive Arms
New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
Mar 12, 20221 min read
Biden “feeling angry and concerned” at Rittenhouse Verdict
Washington DC – The White House has issued a statement that Biden is “feeling angry and concerned” at the Rittenhouse verdict but...
Nov 19, 20211 min read
Starship USS New Zealand on Extended Red Alert
The Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.
Aug 20, 20211 min read
“Fewer Guns, More Genocide: Europe in the Twentieth Century” by David B. Kopel
Genocide or attempts thereof is typically preceded by disarming the population.
Jul 30, 20214 min read
BLM and I agree: Silence May Be Just as Bad as Compliance
I'll be the first to admit that on the spectrum of paranoia, I might land a little on the high side if compared to average Americans. But...
Jul 27, 20216 min read
Sydney Protests against Lockdown
A brief look at a lamestream media hit piece and a comment on gun control and genocide.
Jul 27, 20214 min read
You Haveta Start Somewhere, Right?
If one can make it past… past… the st… stammering or whatever, Biden apparently thinks that you need F-15s and maybe some nukes in order...
Jun 24, 20211 min read
Montana Has Been Busy
It looks like Montana has been busy, signing into law House Bill No. 258 on April 23 that prohibits enforcement of federal ban...
Apr 28, 20212 min read
My First Fake Inauguration Day
Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...
Jan 22, 20212 min read
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