Nov 13, 20231 minBill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo SalesMaybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
Mar 17, 20238 minNone Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary AllenNone Dare Call It Conspiracy by Gary Allen with Larry Abraham, first published in 1971 or 1972, is a relatively short book about the...
Jan 18, 20231 minThe NZ Witch Is Finally Going!Finally, the New Zealander pro-abortion, pro–climate change, gun-confiscating, plandemic-nazi PM witch is going to leave “no later than...
Nov 11, 20221 minOpinyun’s Magic Cards (25–28)Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.
Jun 22, 20221 minHigh School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right FieldSan Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Mar 12, 20221 minUnborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive ArmsNew York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
Nov 20, 20211 minBiden “feeling angry and concerned” at Rittenhouse VerdictWashington DC – The White House has issued a statement that Biden is “feeling angry and concerned” at the Rittenhouse verdict but...
Aug 20, 20211 minStarship USS New Zealand on Extended Red AlertThe Federation starship USS New Zealand is still on red alert and in lockdown after detecting one case of COVID.
Jul 30, 20214 min“Fewer Guns, More Genocide: Europe in the Twentieth Century” by David B. KopelGenocide or attempts thereof is typically preceded by disarming the population.