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The NZ Witch Is Finally Going!

The NZ Witch Is Finally Going!

Finally, the New Zealander pro-abortion, pro–climate change, gun-confiscating, plandemic-nazi PM witch is going to leave “no later than the 7th of February”. (I hope she means this year.)

It is a little surprising in the sense that she’s been hanging on like a good dictator despite having ratings lower than Sleepy Joe’s. White hat pressure? Who knows…

Apparently, she is resigning not because it was hard.

I am leaving because with such a privileged role comes responsibility: the responsibility to know when you are the right person to lead and also when you’re not. I know what this job takes. And I know that I no longer have enough in the tank to do it justice. It’s that simple.

Well, if it’s that simple, why didn’t you quit earlier?

Anyway, her announcement is the usual “it was hard” but “I am human” blah blah blah. She, of course, denies there are other reasons for her resignation.

Yeah, ok, whatever…. if you’re going to quit, then just shut up and rack off.

In other news: her friend Justin Trudeau is, sadly, still alive and in office.


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