Sydney, Australia – After watching the US military operation in Venezuela in which Nicolás Maduro was swiftly captured, an Australian man is wondering when the US will conduct a similar raid in the country. “I know our crime rate is not that bad and cartels don’t operate overtly here but still, there are plenty of criminals and commies, especially in government, who need to be dealt with,” said the man. Others share a similar sentiment given Australia’s traditional alliance w

Defenseless country with strict gun laws to have stricter gun laws so that it can be more defenseless.

Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the

Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...

Melbourne, Australia – Almost thirty years after the nation’s massive gun buy-back scheme, Victoria has installed forty machete disposal...

The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...

Retired USAF Major Thomas Haviland conducted two surveys regarding those white “fibrous” blood clots embalmers reportedly keep on...

Australian PM Anthony Albanese has claimed a “ win for Australian industry ” after Canada has agreed to allow Vegemite to be sold there....

Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...

Atlanta, GA – Chickens across the USA have protested that the latest “avian flu” floating around is “totally racist”. “Seriously, I don’t...

There has been quite a bit of talk for the past year or so regarding self-amplifying mRNA (sa-mRNA) vaccines. As usual, there are some...

A study by D.E. Allen titled “ The Correlation between Australian Excess Deaths by State and Booster Vaccinations ” published on 31 July...

The latest document lodged on Friday 21 June 2024 regarding Australian online safety standards has apparently dialed things back a bit....

A study by S. Mostert et al titled “Excess mortality across countries in the Western World since the COVID-19 pandemic: ‘Our World in...

Melbourne, Australia – The Victorian Department of Health has confirmed that a child returning from overseas tested positive for avian...

Canberra, ACT – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for a “debate” on the control of “misogynistic” content online. “By ‘debate’, I...

Canberra, ACT – In the aftermath of the knife attack at an Assyrian church in Sydney, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese called for the...

It looks like the US isn’t the only country having trouble keeping their military personnel. According to the report, Australia is paying...

Canberra, Australia – According to previously secret documents just released to parliament regarding the $45 billion frigate program, the...

Melbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...

Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...