Jan 51 minAustralia Gives Bonuses to Keep Defense PersonnelIt looks like the US isn’t the only country having trouble keeping their military personnel. According to the report, Australia is paying...
Dec 8, 20231 minPreviously Secret Documents Reveal New Frigate Doesn’t Have to FloatCanberra, Australia – According to previously secret documents just released to parliament regarding the $45 billion frigate program, the...
Dec 5, 20231 minAustralia Years Behind Realizing They’re Years Behind in MathematicsMelbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...
Nov 9, 20231 minSenator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid InvasionMelbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
Sep 26, 20231 minDictator Dan Resigns. Good Riddance.Dictator “door-to-door douchebag” Dan has announced his resignation. It remains to be seen who will eventually take his spot and what...
Sep 25, 20232 minAustralian Digital ID Progressing WellSenator Katy Gallagher tried to sell digital ID to the population by going on about how wonderful the plan is.
Sep 1, 20232 minStudy: Children’s Cytokine Response to Viruses Decrease 6 Months after Pfizer VaccineAn Australian study published on 25 August 2023 titled “BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccination in children alters cytokine responses to...
Aug 5, 20231 minPfizer Used Different Vaccine Batch for Its EmployeesMaybe the only injections that should be given at this stage are truth serums.
Jul 29, 20231 minComrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New HomesVictorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...