Previously Secret Documents Reveal New Frigate Doesn’t Have to Float
Canberra, Australia – According to previously secret documents just released to parliament regarding the $45 billion frigate program, the...
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Australia Years Behind Realizing They’re Years Behind in Mathematics
Melbourne, Australia – According to the latest OECD Program for International Student Assessment (PISA) results, Australian high school...
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- Nov 8
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Senator Bibble: Optus Outage Signals Droid Invasion
Melbourne, Australia – Optus is still trying to determine the cause of today’s nation-wide outage of its mobile phone network and...
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- Sep 25
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Dictator Dan Resigns. Good Riddance.
Dictator “door-to-door douchebag” Dan has announced his resignation. It remains to be seen who will eventually take his spot and what...
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- Sep 25
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Australian Digital ID Progressing Well
Senator Katy Gallagher tried to sell digital ID to the population by going on about how wonderful the plan is.
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- Sep 1
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Study: Children’s Cytokine Response to Viruses Decrease 6 Months after Pfizer Vaccine
An Australian study published on 25 August 2023 titled “BNT162b2 COVID-19 vaccination in children alters cytokine responses to...
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- Aug 5
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Pfizer Used Different Vaccine Batch for Its Employees
Maybe the only injections that should be given at this stage are truth serums.
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- Jul 29
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Comrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New Homes
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
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- Jul 4
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Take Up the Cross, Not Take Off the Cross
There is understandably some hoo-ha about the removal of the cross, amongst other religious objects, from Calvary Hospital in Canberra,...
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- Jun 16
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mRNA Vaccines for Animals Being Developed
Back in October 2022, there was at least one claim circulating on social media of farm animals being given some sort of mRNA vaccine in...
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- Jun 7
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Comrade Dan Andrews Doesn’t Like Being Questioned about Media Access
About two months after a trip to China without being accompanied by Australian media, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews is at it again.
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- May 20
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Australia Pushing Digital ID
It seems the Australian government is pushing digital ID despite privacy concerns, specifically for age verification on adult websites,...
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- May 19
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Dan Andrews Still Trying to Get Things “Down to Zero”
Premier Daniel Andrews reminds Victorians that the money spent during the plandemic was “borrowed”. “It was like a COVID credit card”, he...
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- Mar 19
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Nazis Aren’t Welcome, Says Dictator
Premier of Victoria Dan Andrews reportedly said “Nazis aren’t welcome” in response to anti-trans and pro-trans rights protests on...
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- Mar 14
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AUKUS: Three “Democracies” Run by Three Stooges
At this rate, Australia might sorta get a nuclear-powered submarine by the time World War IV is about to finish. Apparently, Australia...
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- Feb 28
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Australian PM Albanese’s Mardi Gras March Not the Group Hug He Wanted
Sydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...
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- Feb 27
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Queensland Roll Out Pill-Testing Sites for Recreational Drugs Only
Brisbane, Australia – Queensland will become the first state in Australia to roll out fixed and mobile pill-testing sites. “We don’t...
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- Feb 23
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Longtime National Threat Eliminated, Says Country Still Run by Plandemic Psychopaths
Canberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed...
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- Jan 22
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Australian Government: Massive Solar Farm Still a Good Idea
Darwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...
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- Nov 22, 2022
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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (29–32)
This batch features Danny the Commie Fanny, James Coma, Georgie Soros and Ramrod Rosenstein!
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