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After Venezuela, Aussie Man Wonders When US Will Raid Australia
Sydney, Australia – After watching the US military operation in Venezuela in which Nicolás Maduro was swiftly captured, an Australian man is wondering when the US will conduct a similar raid in the country. “I know our crime rate is not that bad and cartels don’t operate overtly here but still, there are plenty of criminals and commies, especially in government, who need to be dealt with,” said the man. Others share a similar sentiment given Australia’s traditional alliance w
Jan 61 min read


Australian PM: Light a Candle to Paint Yourself a Target
Defenseless country with strict gun laws to have stricter gun laws so that it can be more defenseless.
Dec 16, 20251 min read


Aussie Foreign Policy Remains Unchanged: FCFS
Washington DC – US President Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese signed a multi-billion dollar deal to safeguard long-term rare-earth metals supply to the US. “China has a lot of that stuff but they’re not gonna share it with us,” said President Trump, “but Australia has always been a good friend, even if they are a bit gay.” The Australian PM agrees. “We need all the friends we can get,” said Albo, “cos we’re a big continent with lots of stuff in the
Oct 22, 20251 min read


Anime Review: Sakamoto Days (Part 2)
Nothing spectacular but continues to be a well-produced and fun show with ridiculous action.
Oct 5, 20253 min read


Anime Review: Canaan
Good production but lacks an intriguing plot. There are a few cool scenes but not enough.
Sep 29, 20253 min read


Film Review: PTU (2003)
Hong Kong police noir film with key moments of black comedy: A fatso cop loses his gun and asks his friend in PTU not to report it. Nicely shot and edited. A modern classic.
Sep 24, 20253 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: Havoc
Starts compelling enough. Tries to be dark and gritty. No shortage of splatter. Both the storytelling and visuals have taken its title to heart a bit too much.
Apr 28, 20252 min read


Bill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo Sales
Maybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
Nov 12, 20231 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: John Wick: Chapter 4
A sufficiently satisfying conclusion. Despite the long runtime, it actually doesn’t drag.
Mar 5, 20231 min read


High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
Jun 22, 20221 min read


Unborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive Arms
New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
Mar 12, 20221 min read


“Fewer Guns, More Genocide: Europe in the Twentieth Century” by David B. Kopel
Genocide or attempts thereof is typically preceded by disarming the population.
Jul 30, 20214 min read


BLM and I agree: Silence May Be Just as Bad as Compliance
I'll be the first to admit that on the spectrum of paranoia, I might land a little on the high side if compared to average Americans. But...
Jul 27, 20216 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum
Not a bad action film but it is more of the same.
May 16, 20191 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: John Wick: Chapter 2
Tries a bit too hard to be cool but it does have lots of action. Good to see Wick use more weapons.
Feb 9, 20171 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: John Wick
A well-produced shoot ’em up with interesting enough worldbuilding.
Oct 23, 20142 min read
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