Paul Pelosi: Operation Midnight Hammer Was My Idea
- Simian Practicalist
- 16 hours ago
- 1 min read
San Francisco, CA – Paul Pelosi is claiming that President Trump and the Pentagon stole his intellectual property for their airstrike on Iran.
“Operation Midnight Hammer was always my idea,” said Paul. “Going out late at night with just dudes and getting whacked with a hammer is my thing. And preferably in just my underwear, cos that’s my stealth mode.”
His husband, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, dismissed the claim.
“I’m not… not sure… what he’s talking about,” said Nancy, “getting hammered by… by midnight is what I do every day… I usually start… sometimes, I start in the morning.”
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