Trump Threatens Domain Expansion Regarding Greenland
- Simian Practicalist
- 1 minute ago
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Washington DC – President Trump has threatened to use domain expansion regarding the matter of Greenland.
“Well, don’t need to use it on Greenland right now, that’s a bit dramatic,” said Trump, “but tariffs on European countries who want to get in our way is fine by me.”
Among the eight countries are the UK, France, Germany and Sweden.
“Look, it’s nothing lethal, tariffs is a simple and not-too-harsh technique, but it’s a guaranteed hit,” he added.
The president, however, has not expressed such consideration toward Mexico: “The cartels deserve a special kind of cursed energy.”
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