Oct 16, 20231 minPalpatine Did Not See “Confirmed Pictures of Jedi Beheading Children”Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...
Jun 22, 20231 minZelensky: Russia Might Conduct “Terrorist Attack” on Something It Already ControlsAccording to Ukrainian President Zelensky, “Russia is considering a scenario of a terrorist attack on the Zaporizhzhia [Zaporozhye]...
Mar 30, 20235 minThe Fourth Industrial Revolution by Klaus SchwabThe Fourth Industrial Revolution by Klaus Schwab, published in 2016, is a piece of self-indulgent waffle about the impact of this...
Feb 23, 20231 minLongtime National Threat Eliminated, Says Country Still Run by Plandemic PsychopathsCanberra, Australia – Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) officials say that a “hive of spies” had been recently removed...
Nov 3, 20222 minCardassia: Let’s Declare Occupation AmnestyWe need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the Occupation of Bajor.
Oct 14, 20222 minWhite House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** SupplyWashington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
Jul 4, 20222 minFilm Review: UnlockedUnlocked is basically another Taken-like action-thriller. Nothing particularly bad but nothing particularly good either.
Nov 12, 20211 minISIS Leader Al-Baghdadi Resurrected, Then Dies of COVIDWashington DC – The White House announced that the ISIS leader Al-Baghdadi was recently resurrected after he reportedly blew himself up...
Nov 5, 20212 minKigali Principles and UN TroopsThe Kigali Principles is hardly news but it may be of concern to those who have noticed white armored vehicles in their country when...