Asian Students Protest Knives
- Simian Practicalist
- 4 days ago
- 1 min read
Melbourne, Australia – Young Asians, mostly high school and university students from Southeast Asia, have banded together to protest against knife crime perpetrated by those of Middle Eastern descent.
“It’s a disgrace,” said Hac Yu, a student in year 11. “There was a time when it was just Asians who carried knives or meat cleavers and actually whipped them out to use them on people. Now it’s all brown people.”
Jon Lee, a commerce undergraduate student, agrees: “I remember a time when every year there were two or three expulsions, all of them were Asians bringing knives to school. And most of them were even surnamed Lee.”
“I think it’s important that we restore some Asian pride,” said Kut Phuc. “I’m not saying we should stab people but at least have something in your lunchbox. It’s Asian power.”
The protest was mostly peaceful and ended with large purchases at the local kebab shop.
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