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Minnesotan Students Have Ulterior Motive for Encouraging ICE Protests
Minneapolis, MN – After the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Renee Good by ICE agents, Minneapolis Public Schools have cancelled classes for the remainder of the week “out of an abundance of caution”. “We like being cautious, like putting tampons in boys’ toilets in case they need them,” said public school official Georgina Kantdrife, “so we thought we cancel school in case staff want to go protest ICE.” At least some Minnesotan students agree. “I think that’s a great idea,” sai
23 hours ago1 min read


Maduro Wins Free Trip to the US
Caracas, Venezuela – Former Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has won a free trip to the United States. “We’ve copped a lot of flak for shoving people back to places like Venezuela,” said US President Donald Trump, “and I don’t wanna be insensitive to that, which is why I’m giving Nicki here a free trip to our country. And new tracksuits too.” President Trump clarified that the trip is in the spirit of the new year and not because Maduro is a “commie cartel-kissing fat tub
6 days ago1 min read


Asian Students Protest Knives
Melbourne, Australia – Young Asians, mostly high school and university students from Southeast Asia, have banded together to protest against knife crime perpetrated by those of Middle Eastern descent. “It’s a disgrace,” said Hac Yu, a student in year 11. “There was a time when it was just Asians who carried knives or meat cleavers and actually whipped them out to use them on people. Now it’s all brown people.” Jon Lee, a commerce undergraduate student, agrees: “I remember a t
Dec 23, 20251 min read


Detroit: The New ICE Detention Center Post-Lidstrom Era?
Detroit, MI – As the Illinois state government battles the Trump administration regarding the deployment of the National Guard, mostly...
Oct 7, 20251 min read


Confusion over “No Kings” Rally Ends in Embarrassment
Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused....
Jun 15, 20251 min read


Those For Papers During Plandemic Now Rioting Against Papers
Los Angeles, CA – As the riots continue in Los Angeles and other cities, some residents are confused by it all. “A few years ago, some of...
Jun 13, 20251 min read


DS9 Protesters “Just a Bunch of People Having Fun Blowing Up Ships and a Space Station”
DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....
Jun 10, 20251 min read


Musk: Fight with Bessent Was Just Warm-up for L.A. Riots
Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the...
Jun 8, 20251 min read


Drama Review: Andor
Despite a number of minor issues, a solid series created by Tony Gilroy, the writer of the Bourne trilogy. Nicely shot and edited. Decent pacing and dramatic tension.
May 15, 20256 min read


Predator’s Acquittal a Safety Concern for Subway Commuters
New York City, NY – Following Predator’s not guilty verdict in the high-profile case, some have commented regarding the safety...
Dec 12, 20241 min read


Film ● Mini-Review: The Marksman
It is not a shoot ’em up. Either way, could use more action and plotting lacks refinement.
Sep 30, 20243 min read


Ohio to Get New Team: Springfield Voodoo
Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...
Sep 18, 20241 min read


Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office
PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...
Aug 4, 20241 min read


What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal explores the aims and actions of (political) Zionism and its consequences, particularly to Jews and the US. This book was first published in 1953. Dr Lilienthal (b. 25 December 1915 – d. 6 October 2008) was a graduate of Cornell University and Columbia Law School. He had served in the State Department as well as in the Army during WWII. Anyone who wants to label the author as a “racist” or an “anti-Semite” may want to re-read his nam
Dec 3, 20229 min read


Democrats: Reboot 90 Day Fiancé to Get More Migrants
New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...
Oct 10, 20221 min read
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