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Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office

PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian prisoner exchange.


“It was nice to… to… to welcome actual Americans instead of illegal, I mean undocumented immigrants,” said Biden.


Biden, however, did not board the wrong plane as some assumed.


“I’ve been told I need to get on a plane to Gitmo as soon as possible,” said Biden. “Besides, it was nice to prove I can go up a few steps.”


However, that plane was chartered to another location. Biden eventually boarded a plane taking him back to the studio of the Oval Office.


“I thought I was going back to the office at home in Delaware,” said Biden, “but I ended up in the Oval Office. Nice that I did though, not that I could tell if it was the real one.”


Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office
 

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