Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
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- Jan 14
- 1 min
Clinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her Server
New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
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- Dec 7, 2022
- 5 min
Report on the Biden Laptop by Marco Polo
This report by the research group Marco Polo is, as the title states, basically about the crimes committed by Hunter Biden and/or...
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- Nov 29, 2022
- 3 min
SCOTUS Petition to Possibly Remove 388 Federal Officers
This petition can possibly have 388 federal officers removed, including Biden and Harris.
Update (2 February 2023): Rehearing filed.
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- Nov 18, 2022
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Biden Requests $37-Billion Aid so Ukraine Can Do Better False Flags
Washington DC – President Biden, in between naps while attending G20 in Indonesia, has requested a $37-billion aid package for Ukraine....
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- Nov 3, 2022
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Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
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- Oct 14, 2022
- 2 min
White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
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- Oct 13, 2022
- 2 min
Homeland Security: More “Conspiracy Theories” & Foreign Adversaries
Given the US’s current domestic problems, the increasingly apparent incompetence and corruption of the Biden administration (in case it...
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- Sep 8, 2022
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Biden: “God gave us two arms” to Get Two Ice Creams
Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...
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- Sep 6, 2022
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As If Biden Didn’t Know…
After the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago on August 8, Biden denied having any “advanced notice” of said raid. Well, that could be true in terms of...
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- Sep 2, 2022
- 1 min
A Screenshot Is Worth…
Admittedly, screenshots can be taken out of context but when the speech in effect labels at least half(?) of the country as “extremists”...
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- Sep 1, 2022
- 1 min
Biden-Harris Administration Announces Educator Recruitment from Ukraine
Washington DC – On Wednesday, the Biden-Harris administration announced a $130-billion “rescue plan” to hire more teachers for American...
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- Aug 25, 2022
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Documentary: [S]election Code
[S]election Code is a documentary produced by Mike Lindell, written by Matthew Thayer and Lara Logan, and directed by Matthew Thayer. The...
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- Jul 29, 2022
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Boy Insists His Homework Submission Is Invisible
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...
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- Jul 25, 2022
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Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible
Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...
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- Jul 24, 2022
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Biden: “I am a cancer to the world”
Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...
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- Jul 13, 2022
- 1 min
New Biden Stickers!
Given the latest rumors(?) of Hunter referring to Sleepy Joe as "Pedo Peter" and the latest data dump supposedly from Hunter's laptop......
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- Jul 12, 2022
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Trump Also Reads Teleprompter Instructions
Anchorage, AK – In a rally speech on Saturday, President Donald Trump apparently read the teleprompter instructions. “We have to impeach...
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- Jul 10, 2022
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Biden: Employment Figures Up from 2 to 10!
Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...
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- Jun 29, 2022
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Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
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