Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office
PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...
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- Jul 19
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Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt
Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...
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- Jun 30
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Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
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- Jun 28
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Boy Had Difficulty Deciding between Playing with Grandpa or Watching One Debate
Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...
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- May 29
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Owner of Tent Planet Fears Business Will Be Flattened
San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...
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- May 28
- 8 min
Votescam by James M. Collier and Kenneth F. Collier
The story of a 30-year voter-fraud investigation: computer breakdowns, unrealistic numbers, silent media, hostile justice system. Familiar.
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- May 19
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Basketball Player Proposes Two Playoff Games with No Live Audience
Los Angeles, CA – LeBron James announced on Wednesday that he and the Lakers will not participate in any playoff matches run by the NBA,...
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- Apr 10
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White House: Really Careful about Ignoring Church Teachings
Washington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...
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- Jan 27
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Texas AG: “Unlike the Cowboys, our defense will show up”
Eagle Pass, TX – Texas AG Ken Paxton rejected the Biden administration’s request to grant federal officials access to a park along the...
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- Jan 8
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Palpatine Releases His First Election Campaign Ad
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine on Friday launched his election campaign by releasing his first campaign ad. In...
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- Jan 1
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Citizen Goes to Vote Discovers Only One Candidate on Ballot
Cardassia Prime – A citizen who went to vote in the Detapa Council elections discovered that there was only one candidate on the ballot:...
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- Oct 8, 2023
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Exclusive: Commander the German Shepherd Abused?
Washington DC – One week after Commander the German Shepherd was removed from the White House due to multiple biting “incidents”,...
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- Jul 29, 2023
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Trump Charged with Deleting Surveillance of His Midnight KFC Feast
Palm Beach Gardens, FL – The Department of Justice has filed new charges against Donald Trump in addition to the original 34 counts of...
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- Jul 2, 2023
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White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
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- Jun 7, 2023
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About Those Hunter Biden Laptop Photos…
To those who are still unsure what to think of those photos from Hunter Biden’s laptop, consider the following as reported on Fox News:...
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- May 22, 2023
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Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
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- Apr 6, 2023
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Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
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- Apr 4, 2023
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Trump Arrest Processing Fail Due to Greasy McDonald’s Fingers
New York City, NY – The processing of the arrest of President Donald J. Trump failed because of the police officers’ inability to take...
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- Mar 9, 2023
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Nine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s Lawyer
Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
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- Feb 7, 2023
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Biden Thought Spy Balloon Looked Like Madonna
Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...
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