top of page
Simian Practicalist

Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a cold.


“Asian parents,” said Jason, “never believe you when you say you have a cold. ‘You only at 98.9 degree, so go to school!’ they’d say. It doesn’t matter how bad you feel.”


However, this week, he tried a different approach.


“I told them that my cold is as bad as surviving an assassination attempt,” said Jason.


He was then told by his parents that since he survived the assassination attempt, he can “suck it up and go to school anyway”. They did, however, offer to give him a lift.


Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt
 

Be sure to subscribe to our mailing list so you get each new Opinyun that comes out!

 

Recent Posts

See All

Comments


Screen Shot 2021-12-09 at 4.49.31 PM.png

10% Off
Use Code: MERRYXMAS

MERCHANDISE!

bottom of page