Thousands of One-day COVID Cases Baffle Australian Doctors
Melbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...
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- Sep 19
- 1 min
Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
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- Sep 8
- 1 min
Pelosi: “God gave us two arms” to Vote Twice
Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again. “Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election...
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- Aug 27
- 1 min
CDC Releases Redacted COVID Vaccine Death Data
Atlanta, GA – Nearly eighteen months after the rollout of the COVID-19 vaccines in the US, a Georgian judge has unsealed parts of the...
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- Aug 9
- 1 min
FBI Raids Trump Home to Restore Our Two-Minute Hate
Palm Beach, FL – The FBI raided and searched Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago on Monday morning as part of an investigation into the former...
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- Aug 6
- 3 min
Comment re UNESCO’s Campaign on Conspiracy Theories
There have been a few reports in recent days regarding “#ThinkBeforeSharing – Stop the spread of conspiracy theories” promoted by UNESCO,...
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- Aug 4
- 1 min
Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
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- Jul 25
- 1 min
Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible
Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...
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- Jul 16
- 1 min
Elon Musk: At Least 50% of January 6 Rioters Were Bots
Washington DC – Elon Musk has testified at the US House Select Committee on the January 6 Attack public hearings, claiming that at least...
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- Jul 11
- 1 min
Doctor Warns Breathing Leads to Sudden Deaths
London, UK – Doctors are warning that breathing can cause blood clots and may cause one to die suddenly. “Breathing in air, it goes into...
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- Jul 10
- 1 min
Biden: Employment Figures Up from 2 to 10!
Washington DC – President Joe Biden said on Friday that his economic plan is “going according to plan”. “The Labor Department reported...
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- Jul 10
- 1 min
Summary of All Science Debunking Anti-COVID Measures
Summary of all scientific literature that debunks anti-COVID measures.
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- Jun 29
- 1 min
Biden: “Sad I can’t get an abortion anymore”
Washington DC – President Biden said that he would fight the Supreme Court’s overturn of Roe vs Wade, to preserve abortion access in the...
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- Jun 22
- 1 min
High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
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- May 28
- 1 min
Monkeypox Cluster Confirmed on Tatooine
Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – The Republic Medical Academy has identified a cluster of monkeypox cases on Tatooine. “We found a Tusken...
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- May 22
- 1 min
Fauci Recommends Monkeypox Vaccine Boosters, Warns of Gerbilpox
Washington DC – Dr Fauci, Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, issued a statement on Sunday that...
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- May 14
- 1 min
Fauci and Gates: New COVID H111ARY Strain “Very Dangerous”
Washington DC – Dr Antony Fauci has warned that just because the US is currently exiting the “pandemic phase”, new COVID variants can...
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- Mar 14
- 3 min
Film Review: Wag the Dog
This is considered a modern classic by many and rightfully so, no doubt partly because the narrative so resembles reality.
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- Mar 12
- 1 min
Unborn Americans Identify as Ukrainians to Avoid Abortion and Receive Arms
New York City, NY – Unborn babies across the US at all periods of gestation are identifying as Ukrainians in order to avoid being sucked...
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- Feb 3
- 1 min
The Real Reason CNN President Zucker Resigned
Atlanta, GA – CNN president Jeff Zucker resigned on Wednesday, reportedly for failing to disclose a consensual relationship with a...
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- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site
Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...
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