EPA: Ohio Pets Dying Suddenly a Coincidence
East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...
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- Jan 30
- 1 min
Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
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- Jan 27
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Adam Schiff to Run for Miss California
Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...
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- Jan 25
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Karine Jean-Pierre Seek Press Tips from Pfizer CEO
Washington DC – On Monday, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted what a mediocre press secretary she is but that she...
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- Jan 22
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Karine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”
Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
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- Jan 6
- 1 min
Far-Right Pushes Jesus’s Cardiac Arrest Conspiracy Theory
Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...
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- Dec 22, 2022
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Twitter Files: PE Teachers Not Real Teachers
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...
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- Dec 3, 2022
- 9 min
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal explores the aims and actions of (political) Zionism and its consequences, particularly to Jews...
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- Dec 1, 2022
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Fauci Deposition: Vaccine May Cause Amnesia
Although the transcript of Dr Fauci’s deposition has yet to be released, some key points have been made available by court reporters....
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- Nov 23, 2022
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Leaked: Summary of All Jan 6 Committee Evidence
Democratic Zoe Lofgren announced that all the evidence the committee collected will be released “within a month” but it’s been leaked!
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- Nov 10, 2022
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Sean Penn Hands Oscar to Zelensky: Keep Up the Cheesy Act
Kyiv, Ukraine – American actor Sean Penn has handed over his Oscar to Ukrainian president Zelensky in Kyiv whilst defying the US...
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- Nov 4, 2022
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Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
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- Nov 3, 2022
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Cardassia: Let’s Declare Occupation Amnesty
We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the Occupation of Bajor. Cardassia Prime – Since...
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- Oct 17, 2022
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Pfizer to Supply Anti-Radiation Pills Pfizodide at the Speed of Science
New York City, NY – Given the increasing threat of nuclear war, Pfizer has announced that it will manufacture and supply countries with...
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- Oct 14, 2022
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White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
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- Oct 12, 2022
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EU Parliament Committee: Pfizer Did Not Test Vaccine against Transmission
In case one is not convinced that Pfizer did not test their COVID-19 “vaccines” for effectiveness against transmission, one can now see...
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- Oct 7, 2022
- 4 min
Trump vs CNN Complaint is an Entertaining Read
On 3 October 2022, President Trump filed a complaint against CNN, requesting “punitive damages in the amount of $475,000,000.00”. Whilst...
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- Oct 6, 2022
- 2 min
More Anti-Russian Hysteria
From October 3 to October 5, many lamestream media outlets reported on the Russian submarine K-329 Belgorod was missing. This is a...
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- Oct 5, 2022
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Newsom: AB2098 “is about the environment, not medical fascism”
Sacramento, CA – Governor Gavin Newsom has denied that his approval of AB2098 has anything to do with impeding free speech or ushering in...
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- Sep 23, 2022
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Thousands of One-day COVID Cases Baffle Australian Doctors
Melbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...
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- Sep 19, 2022
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Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
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