Matt Gutman to Be “Very Touching” at CBS
- Simian Practicalist
- 3 days ago
- 1 min read
Los Angeles, CA – Matt Gutman, who as an ABC News correspondent, copped much criticism for calling Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin’s messages “very touching” is set to join CBS.
“It is a very touching move, we’re excited to have Matt join us,” said recently appointed CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss. “We know he’ll continue with his high-quality homoerotic reporting, and attract the kind of audience who love to hear that kind of stuff.”
Gutman seems equally aroused as the new hire.
“I am very touched that CBS wants me,” he said. “I will give my all to be as very touching as possible when I report there. And if it doesn’t work out… well, I hope I get to be homoerotic on every network available in the US.”
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