Washington DC – Since the White House East Wing was bulldozed last week, there have been many criticisms of President Trump’s decision. The president today further elaborated on the decision regarding his plans for a new $300-million ballroom. “It’s not just a ballroom,” said President Trump, “it’s a hardened compound that also features a giant, multi-level McDonald’s, cos I want to be able to eat there, safe from assassination attempts. “Besides, I don’t know what people are

Lacks plot and focus. Has elements of action, thriller and drama, but manages to be none of them.

Nothing spectacular but continues to be a well-produced and fun show with ridiculous action.

Good production but lacks an intriguing plot. There are a few cool scenes but not enough.

Given the current state of society, especially in light of the recent, highly visible events such as the deployment of the US National...

Los Angeles, CA – ABC News correspondent Matt Gutman reported that the “specific text messages” Lucifer wrote to himself before his act...

Jimbo Comatose claims he doesn’t know what “86 47” means. Sure, let’s consider that as a possibility for a moment since this isn’t the...

Starts compelling enough. Tries to be dark and gritty. No shortage of splatter. Both the storytelling and visuals have taken its title to heart a bit too much.

Ex-assassin goes on a revenge hack-fest. Mostly looks fine. Pacing is not bad but overall not particularly captivating.

Not a bad lighthearted action-comedy. Enjoyable enough. Despite the premise, it is unfortunately not quite a stoner comedy.

Nothing spectacular but still a well-produced and fun show. It strikes the balance between having an overall arc and being episodic.

Coachella, CA – In the aftermath of a man arrested outside of his campaign rally for using fake VIP credentials and possessing multiple...

Moderately funny but can be dark and serious in parts. Measured and balanced in most respects. Entertaining.

Los Angeles, CA – From the company that brought “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Vaccine Adverse Event”,...

Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...

Clumsy plotting. Too many cringe moments. Jedi Master Squid Game carries the show.

Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday. “I think they wanted to group...

Complete list of assassinations/assassination attempts not executed by the “deep state” or “establishment” or “shadow government” or “them”.

Woodstock, ME – It has been reported that Tucker Carlson secured an interview with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky which the...

Arlington, VA – Medical experts are warning that the latest COVID variant “Boeing” is so dangerous that it can cause sudden death. “We...