Washington DC – To celebrate US Vice President Kamala Harris’s claims of working at McDonald’s in her youth whilst living in Canada, the...

Washington DC – Federal agencies such as the FBI and Homeland Security are recruiting for their “special operations” divisions. “In...

Washington DC – US Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday visited a local fried chicken shop and walked out with a big twelve-piece...

PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...

Butler, PA – President Trump and the Secret Service just wanted to have a group hug on stage on Saturday. “I think they wanted to group...

Given all the talk—particularly in the past few years—regarding “misinformation”, “debunking” and AI, this may be an appropriate time to...

Endor (GNS) – The Empire has denied striking an Ewok camp on Tuesday after rebels claimed imperial stormtroopers and armor have killed at...

Melbourne, Australia – The Victorian Department of Health has confirmed that a child returning from overseas tested positive for avian...

An Iranian study by M. Varnaseri et al titled “Ivermectin as a Potential Addition to the Limited Anti-COVID-19 Arsenal: A Double-Blinded...

Omaha, NE – Given the recent severe weather in the midwest, a man has been questioning whether his children have been playing with more...

Arlington, VA – Medical experts are warning that the latest COVID variant “Boeing” is so dangerous that it can cause sudden death. “We...

Los Angeles, CA – Jimmy never needed glasses and just got a clean report on his recent visit to the optometrist. However, after lunch one...

The Holocaust Industry: Reflections on the Exploitation of Jewish Suffering by Norman G. Finkelstein, first published in 2000, is a short...

Atlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic. “I know...

Columbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine said on Wednesday that he had seen “confirmed pictures of Jedi beheading...

Given no few studies have been published regarding unexpected vaginal bleeding in women after receiving mRNA vaccines, Feiser Research...

According to the CDC, there is a new COVID variant: BA.2.86. Rah! Based on what CDC knows now, existing tests used to detect and...

This is old news but the so-called Fukushima nuclear disaster is worth mentioning (again). This is not just because some of us at Opinyuns...

East Palestine, OH – The EPA is confident that all the pets getting sick and dying suddenly is just a coincidence. So far, the EPA has...