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Palpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a Coincidence
Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
Jan 30, 20231 min read


Adam Schiff to Run for Miss California
Los Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...
Jan 26, 20231 min read


Karine Jean-Pierre Seek Press Tips from Pfizer CEO
Washington DC – On Monday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted what a mediocre press secretary she is but that she...
Jan 25, 20231 min read


Karine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”
Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
Jan 22, 20231 min read


Far-Right Pushes Jesus’s Cardiac Arrest Conspiracy Theory
Jerusalem – When Jesus, son of a carpenter from Nazareth, expired on the cross, there was understandably much talk about his death. After...
Jan 6, 20231 min read


Twitter Files: PE Teachers Not Real Teachers
San Francisco, CA – Twitter Files have revealed that the platform’s Trust and Safety staff have suppressed tweets promoting the idea that...
Dec 21, 20222 min read


What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal
What Price Israel by Alfred M. Lilienthal explores the aims and actions of (political) Zionism and its consequences, particularly to Jews...
Dec 3, 20229 min read


Fauci Deposition: Vaccine May Cause Amnesia
Although the transcript of Dr Fauci’s deposition has yet to be released, some key points have been made available by court reporters....
Dec 1, 20221 min read


Leaked: Summary of All Jan 6 Committee Evidence
Democratic Zoe Lofgren announced that all the evidence the committee collected will be released “within a month” but it’s been leaked!
Nov 23, 20221 min read


Sean Penn Hands Oscar to Zelensky: Keep Up the Cheesy Act
Kyiv, Ukraine – American actor Sean Penn has handed over his Oscar to Ukrainian president Zelensky in Kyiv whilst defying the US...
Nov 10, 20221 min read


Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
Nov 3, 20221 min read


Cardassia: Let’s Declare Occupation Amnesty
We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about the Occupation of Bajor.
Nov 3, 20222 min read


Pfizer to Supply Anti-Radiation Pills Pfizodide at the Speed of Science
New York City, NY – Given the increasing threat of nuclear war, Pfizer has announced that it will manufacture and supply countries with...
Oct 17, 20221 min read


White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
Oct 14, 20222 min read


EU Parliament Committee: Pfizer Did Not Test Vaccine against Transmission
In case one is not convinced that Pfizer did not test their COVID-19 “vaccines” for effectiveness against transmission, one can now see...
Oct 12, 20222 min read


Trump vs CNN Complaint is an Entertaining Read
On 3 October 2022, President Trump filed a complaint against CNN, requesting “punitive damages in the amount of $475,000,000.00”. Whilst...
Oct 7, 20224 min read


More Anti-Russian Hysteria
From October 3 to October 5, many lamestream media outlets reported on the Russian submarine K-329 Belgorod was missing. This is a...
Oct 6, 20221 min read


Newsom: AB2098 “is about the environment, not medical fascism”
Sacramento, CA – Governor Gavin Newsom has denied that his approval of AB2098 has anything to do with impeding free speech or ushering in...
Oct 5, 20221 min read


Thousands of One-day COVID Cases Baffle Australian Doctors
Melbourne, Australia – Doctors in Australia are baffled by the one-day surge of COVID cases on Friday. “It’s a real mystery,” said Dr...
Sep 23, 20221 min read


Elizabeth Warren Tries to Claim Royal Blood and Throne as QEIII
Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...
Sep 19, 20221 min read


Pelosi: “God gave us two arms” to Vote Twice
Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi is drunk and angry at something Trump did. Again. “Trump and his lies!” she said. “There was no election...
Sep 8, 20221 min read
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