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Asian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as Human

Melbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...

Asian Interrupted by Karen Wanting “Karens Are Always Right Month”

The expansion and promotion in recent years of Pride Day to Pride Week and now Pride Month has left some people baffled as to why other...

HK Set Meals with Pork and Carrot Soup Not Selling Well

Hong Kong SAR, China – Set meals with pork and carrot soup, particularly if cha siu bao (steamed BBQ pork buns) is also part of the meal,...

Shanghai Disneyland: Lockdown Actuarry an Attraction

Shanghai, China – The latest lockdown at Shanghai Disneyland in which visitors may not leave without providing three negative COVID-19...

California: Soy Sauce to Represent Diversity

Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...

Workers’ Memorial Day!

Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...

Asian Teenager Invokes “Science” to Finally Convince Parents

San Francisco, CA – Park Ji-eun, 14, finally convinced her parents that she was really sick and allow her to not go to school. “Normally,...

China vs Japan Trash-talking Nukes

In response to Japan’s annual defense white paper which mentions Taiwan, China threatens to use nukes.

Mysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian Guy

Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...

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