New Slant Eyes Beauty Pageant Proposed
- Simian Practicalist
- 3 minutes ago
- 1 min read
London, UK – In the aftermath of Miss Finland 2024 Sarah Dzafce being stripped of her title for making the Asian “slant eyes” gesture, a new beauty pageant has been proposed.
The new competition will showcase how good looking the contestants are when doing slant eyes.
“I think it’s important that we uphold the principle of universal tolerance and respect,” said Beth Horship, spokesperson for Miss World Slant Eyes, “and this contest is the perfect platform to celebrate freedom of expression, especially making slant eyes.”
Anyone with relatively small eyes, Asian or otherwise, is not banned from entering the contest.
“If you already have slant eyes, that’s power to ya,” said Horship. “Our only requirement is that you have to be a real woman and no fat chicks. I also think this is a great opportunity for British women cos many of them are just bitter and ugly.”
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