Apr 101 minWhite House: Really Careful about Ignoring Church TeachingsWashington D.C. – The Biden administration continues to support the transgender community after the Vatican’s latest condemnation of...
Dec 17, 20231 minSenate Staffer Fired for What Government Is Usually DoingWashington DC – A 24-year-old man, staffer of Democratic Senator Ben Cardin, has been terminated after footage of him engaging in anal...
Dec 13, 20231 minExperts: Today, White Lung Syndrome; Tomorrow, White People SyndromeAtlanta, GA – Given the recently reported outbreak of white lung syndrome in China, experts are warning about the next pandemic. “I know...
Dec 3, 20231 minLucifer Shouted “I Can’t Breathe” During ArrestSt Michael’s, MN – Scholars from the American Liberal Theologians Association have issued a paper that the rebelling angel Lucifer...
Nov 13, 20231 minBill Introduced to Restrict Bulk Ammo SalesMaybe one should identify as “they” in order to buy more?
Nov 10, 20231 minPro-Choice Woman Says Palestinians Not Allowed to Kill Babies, Only We AreColumbus, OH – Bonnie is celebrating as Ohio voted to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution. “I’m so happy,” said Bonnie,...
Jul 29, 20231 minComrade Dan Wants California Down Under, Bans Gas in New HomesVictorian Premier Dan Andrews has done it again. It certainly didn’t take long. Coming from someone who likes to lockdown, casually...
Jul 23, 20232 minAsian Boy Identifies as a Cat That Identifies as HumanMelbourne, Australia – An Asian boy in primary school who identifies as a cat has subsequently reverted to identifying as human. Tommy...
Apr 20, 20231 minDylan Mulvaney to Cover Britney’s Hit “I’m Not a Girl, and Not a Woman”After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...