Confusion over “No Kings” Rally Ends in Embarrassment
- Simian Practicalist
- Jun 15
- 1 min read
Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused.
“I didn’t realize it was political,” said the man. “With us being in Anaheim, I thought it was all against the L.A. Kings.”
The man was in a duck plush suit, wore an Ahaheim jersey and carried a hockey stick. Considered a potential threat by the police, he was detained, albeit temporarily.
Some protesters were riled up as police frisked and threatened to taser the Anaheim hockey fan.
“There was no confusion on our part,” said Sergeant Deadmarch. “Ducks are lovely animals, whether as pets or food, but if you’re going to be a fan of a Disney team, you deserve to be detained.”
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