Minneapolis, MN – After the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Renee Good by ICE agents, Minneapolis Public Schools have cancelled classes for the remainder of the week “out of an abundance of caution”. “We like being cautious, like putting tampons in boys’ toilets in case they need them,” said public school official Georgina Kantdrife, “so we thought we cancel school in case staff want to go protest ICE.” At least some Minnesotan students agree. “I think that’s a great idea,” sai

Camden, NJ – In the wake of the explosive recording of Campbell’s Company executive Martin Bally making derogatory comments about fake meat and minorities, the company has decided to release a new canned soup. Campbell’s has fired Bally but understands that the “public deserves better from our iconic brand”. The company is scheduled to release “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup” which, according to the barely legible label, contains 65% cultured pork with the other 55% being c

Sacramento, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom on Friday indicated that he intends to hold a “special election” that will allow him to...

Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused....

Los Angeles, CA – As the riots continue in Los Angeles and other cities, some residents are confused by it all. “A few years ago, some of...

Springfield, OH – Ohio, home to many professional sports teams, will get another one. The Springfield Voodoo will debut this year. There...

Chicago, IL – Crime is reportedly dropping in some cities in the US. Some argue that leftist-run cities are simply not reporting the...

San Francisco, CA – Alain Snipes, owner of Tent Planet, is worried that his business will finally be flattened. “First, it was the...

San Francisco, CA – Mrs Tanaka was baffled that his son Shin, 10, no longer packs up his Lego. “He is usually very disciplined,” said Mrs...

Chicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...