Minnesotan Students Have Ulterior Motive for Encouraging ICE Protests
- Simian Practicalist
- 4 minutes ago
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Minneapolis, MN – After the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Renee Good by ICE agents, Minneapolis Public Schools have cancelled classes for the remainder of the week “out of an abundance of caution”.
“We like being cautious, like putting tampons in boys’ toilets in case they need them,” said public school official Georgina Kantdrife, “so we thought we cancel school in case staff want to go protest ICE.”
At least some Minnesotan students agree.
“I think that’s a great idea,” said Jack, 10. “The more people do stupid stuff and get shot at, the longer I stay out of school.”
“Normally, I don’t recommend going against law enforcement even if some of them are pigs,” said Belinda, 12, “but the more libtards get killed, the better our state will be going forward. Six-seven.”
Mike, 15, went further as his concern is not just about people. “I hope those people use their electric SUVs too. The more of them off the road, the better.”
Kantdrife did not respond to requests for comment on whether the savings from these school cancellations will remain in public schools or go to empty Somali daycare centers.
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