Minneapolis, MN – After the fatal shooting of 37-year-old Renee Good by ICE agents, Minneapolis Public Schools have cancelled classes for the remainder of the week “out of an abundance of caution”. “We like being cautious, like putting tampons in boys’ toilets in case they need them,” said public school official Georgina Kantdrife, “so we thought we cancel school in case staff want to go protest ICE.” At least some Minnesotan students agree. “I think that’s a great idea,” sai

St Paul, MN – A young hockey defenseman was called out for being a “right-wing extremist” for occasionally playing as a right winger. St...

San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham High School is confused after being suspended for drawing penises all over the school as well as...

After participating in the highly successful marketing campaigns for Bud Light and Nike, actor Dylan Mulvaney will cover one of Britney...

Well, at least you can’t say Bud Light’s latest PR stunt is false advertising…

Washington DC – Hillary Clinton has revealed the reason she wears pantsuit even though most people can guess anyway. “It’s really to hide...

Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...

Time for cards 17–20!