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Hillary Pantsuit Hides Big Schlong

Washington DC – Hillary Clinton has revealed the reason she wears pantsuit even though most people can guess anyway.


“It’s really to hide the fact that I have a bigger schlong than Bill. And mine’s definitely bigger than Obama’s. Both of them,” said Clinton. “But I have to admit that Bill has a pretty big schlong.”


That, however, is not the only reason. Clinton added, “I don’t like to blow my own trumpet but admit it: I can pantsuit with the best of them.”


Hillary Pantsuit Hides Big Schlong
 

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