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Apr 3, 20231 minTrans BeerWell, at least you can’t say Bud Light’s latest PR stunt is false advertising…
Mar 19, 20231 minNazis Aren’t Welcome, Says DictatorPremier of Victoria Dan Andrews reportedly said “Nazis aren’t welcome” in response to anti-trans and pro-trans rights protests on...
Mar 6, 20231 minLori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church DoorChicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...
Feb 21, 20231 minNew Train Sim: Buttgouge Ohio Edition!The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...
Jan 30, 20231 minPalpatine: All Jedi Who Died Suddenly a CoincidenceGalactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The numerous Jedi who died suddenly on Sunday was a coincidence according to Chancellor Palpatine. “It...
Jan 14, 20231 minGrand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified DocumentsDeath Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
Dec 15, 20221 minPelosi Portrait Unveiled!Nancy Pelosi’s official Speaker portrait was unveiled on Wednesday in a ceremony held in the Statuary Hall.