Jun 13, 20212 minMy First Vaccine PassportNew item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.
Jun 7, 20211 minMysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian GuyLos Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
May 8, 20211 minWHO Approves Drain Cleaner InjectionsGeneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...
Apr 26, 20211 minUkraine, Russia, NATO Prepare for GodzillaKyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainian President Zelenskiy has announced that the buildup of Ukrainian troops in the eastern region of the country has...
Apr 24, 20211 minMad Max Prequel to Begin ShootingBrooklyn Center, MN – Another Mad Max prequel is in the works.
Apr 15, 20211 minAustralian Border May Remain Closed despite Vaccine“Vaccination alone is no guarantee that you can open up,” said Minister Hunt. “If it did, it might actually make sense then...
Mar 29, 20211 minOpinyun’s Magic Cards (5–8)Here are the next four cards! Rah! Don’t like them? Well, too bad. There are more in the pipeline and, barring the outbreak of WWIII...