New item from the beloved company that brought us “My First False Flag Government Building Storming” and “My First Fake Inauguration Day”.

Los Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...

I know it has been some time but here are cards 13–16!

Geneva, Switzerland – Today, WHO listed drain cleaners for psychiatric healthcare and emergency use, authorizing the rollout...

Kyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainian President Zelenskiy has announced that the buildup of Ukrainian troops in the eastern region of the country has...

Brooklyn Center, MN – Another Mad Max prequel is in the works.

Here are cards 9–12!

“Vaccination alone is no guarantee that you can open up,” said Minister Hunt. “If it did, it might actually make sense then...

Here are the next four cards! Rah! Don’t like them? Well, too bad. There are more in the pipeline and, barring the outbreak of WWIII...

Not that we’re encouraging the practice of magic or the occult… but hey, if the world is run by psychotic occultists, then why can’t we...

Mos Eisley, Tatooine (GNS) – Tatooine is banning force-sensitive pilots in all their podraces. This includes those who identify as...

Megatron has been chosen as TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. According to the announcement...

Delta Quadrant (FNS) – The Federation has issued a warning that any of Species 8472 who have a history of “significant” allergic reaction...

Los Angeles, CA – Given the moderate success of the newly released “My First False Flag Government Building Storming”...

Los Angeles, CA – Just over a year ago, Mattel released “gender-neutral” dolls in recognition of the LGBTQ and gender-fluid community.

Washington DC – Nancy Pelosi has called for the immediate removal of President Donald Trump, claiming that the President sanctioned...

Cheyenne Mountain, CO – Not to be outdone by the Vidiians and the Borg, the Aschen have entered the race to make the COVID-19 vaccine.

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine has officially defunded the Jedi as part of the re-organization of the Republic...

Milwaukee, WI – More CCTV footage from voting centers across the country have surfaced, particularly from Wisconsin where many votes for...

Death Star (GNS) – Princess Leia on Monday became the first person to receive the Empire’s new COVID vaccine.

Terok Nor (FNS) – The Dominion has denied any tampering with the recent US Presidential Election.