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Opinyun’s Magic Cards (1–4)

Not that we’re encouraging the practice of magic or the occult… but hey, if the world is run by psychotic occultists, then why can’t we have some fun?!

So, we’re releasing our very own deck of magic cards! Rah! Below are the first four cards. More coming soon, barring the usual conditions of death by drone-strike assassination, ongoing diarrhea, outbreak of WWIII etc. Rah!

Sleepy Joe

Artifact Creature — Puppet Construct

False Flag


Red Shield Banking House

Artifact Creature — Construct

Cabala Harris

Creature — Shapeshifter

See below for other cards.


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