Opinyun’s Magic Cards (1–4)
Not that we’re encouraging the practice of magic or the occult… but hey, if the world is run by psychotic occultists, then why can’t we have some fun?!
So, we’re releasing our very own deck of magic cards! Rah! Below are the first four cards. More coming soon, barring the usual conditions of death by drone-strike assassination, ongoing diarrhea, outbreak of WWIII etc. Rah!
Artifact Creature — Puppet Construct
Red Shield Banking House
Artifact Creature — Construct
Creature — Shapeshifter
See below for other cards.
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