Washington DC – In an unprecedented move, President Trump will be revoking the security clearance of a dead guy. “I know dead people...

Washington DC – President Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 19 individuals on Saturday, recognizing the utmost...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden has commuted the death sentences of 37 out of 40 individuals. “Make no mistake: I condemn these...

Philadelphia, PA – After having attended his cousin’s wedding, a young man is convinced that some old people should just stay home. “I’ve...

Washington DC – President Joe Biden announced on Thursday that in addition to commuting the sentences of about 1,500 individuals, he will...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Chancellor Palpatine is considering blanket preemptive pardons for Jedi Anakin Skywalker. Sources...

PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...

Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...

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San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...

Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...

Eagle Pass, TX – Texas AG Ken Paxton rejected the Biden administration’s request to grant federal officials access to a park along the...

Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...

To those who are still unsure what to think of those photos from Hunter Biden’s laptop, consider the following as reported on Fox News:...

On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....

New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...

Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...

Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...

Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...

Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...

Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...