About Those Hunter Biden Laptop Photos…
To those who are still unsure what to think of those photos from Hunter Biden’s laptop, consider the following as reported on Fox News:...
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- May 22
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Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
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- Apr 6
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Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
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- Mar 9
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Nine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s Lawyer
Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
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- Feb 25
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Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests
Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...
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- Feb 7
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Biden Thought Spy Balloon Looked Like Madonna
Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...
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- Jan 22
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Karine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”
Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
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- Jan 14
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Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
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- Jan 14
- 1 min
Clinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her Server
New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
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- Dec 20, 2022
- 8 min
Twitter Files 7
Part 7 by Michael Shellenberger regarding the Biden laptop was posted on 20 December 2022. A few websites have done this but I thought it...
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- Nov 4, 2022
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Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
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- Oct 14, 2022
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White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
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- Oct 10, 2022
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Democrats: Reboot 90 Day Fiancé to Get More Migrants
New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...
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- Sep 8, 2022
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Biden: “God gave us two arms” to Get Two Ice Creams
Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...
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- Sep 2, 2022
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A Screenshot Is Worth…
Admittedly, screenshots can be taken out of context but when the speech in effect labels at least half(?) of the country as “extremists”...
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- Sep 1, 2022
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Biden-Harris Administration Announces Educator Recruitment from Ukraine
Washington DC – On Wednesday, the Biden-Harris administration announced a $130-billion “rescue plan” to hire more teachers for American...
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- Aug 31, 2022
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Joe & Ashley Biden Showers Redacted, Therefore Not Inappropriate
Washington DC – Given the recent news of two individuals who pleaded guilty to the theft and sale of Ashley Biden’s diary, disturbing...
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- Aug 27, 2022
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Biden Is Not Vacationing Again…
The White House has clarified that Biden is not vacationing again, he’s just redacting his presidency a bit.
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- Aug 1, 2022
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Church Excommunicates Drummer for Air Drumming with Invisible Sticks
St Paul, MN – Re-re-reformed Lutheran Church has “double excommunicated” one of their drummers for “air drumming”. Rod Träge, a member of...
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- Jul 29, 2022
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Boy Insists His Homework Submission Is Invisible
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...
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- Jul 25, 2022
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Democrats: No Election Fraud, Our Votes Were Just Invisible
Washington DC – At the conclusion of the first round of January 6 committee hearings, the Democrats have reiterated that Trump and his...
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