Fake President Boards Wrong Plane, Ends Up in Wrong Fake Office
PG County, MD – President Joe Biden boarded the wrong plane on Thursday after welcoming home Americans as part of the American-Russian...
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- Jul 19
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Asian Boy to Parents: Having a Cold is as Bad as an Assassination Attempt
Pennsylvania, PA – Jason Chan, a fifth grader at Slope View Elementary School, is typically forced to go to school even when he has a...
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- Jun 30
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Boy Awarded for “Attempting” Every Question on Test
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements. As...
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- Jun 28
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Boy Had Difficulty Deciding between Playing with Grandpa or Watching One Debate
Boston, MA – A boy had difficulty choosing between playing with his grandfather or watching the US presidential debate on CNN. “Grandpa...
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- Jan 27
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Texas AG: “Unlike the Cowboys, our defense will show up”
Eagle Pass, TX – Texas AG Ken Paxton rejected the Biden administration’s request to grant federal officials access to a park along the...
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- Jul 2, 2023
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White House Evacuated, Trump’s Cheeseburgers Suspected
Washington DC – On Sunday, the White House grounds were evacuated after the Secret Service discovered an “unknown item” just lying around...
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- Jun 7, 2023
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About Those Hunter Biden Laptop Photos…
To those who are still unsure what to think of those photos from Hunter Biden’s laptop, consider the following as reported on Fox News:...
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- May 22, 2023
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Republicans Just Glad They Got #420 in Biden Impeachment Filing
On 18 May 2023, some Republicans breathed a sigh of relief that they managed to actually file some impeachment thing against Sleepy Joe....
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- Apr 6, 2023
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Trump Charged with 34 Counts of Falsifying McDonald’s Receipts
New York City, NY – After having difficulty lifting fingerprints off his greasy hands, Trump was finally charged with 34 counts of...
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- Mar 9, 2023
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Nine More Boxes of Documents Were Collected from Biden’s Lawyer
Whilst one is distracted by railway “accidents” and whatnot, Fox News reports that there were apparently nine more boxes of documents...
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- Feb 25, 2023
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Trump Calls for All Presidential Candidates to Pass Stair Tests
Palm Beach, FL – President Donald Trump had called for mandatory physical and mental competency tests for all presidential candidates...
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- Feb 7, 2023
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Biden Thought Spy Balloon Looked Like Madonna
Washington DC – President Biden said Monday he “did the right thing” when he ordered the Chinese spy balloon shot down only after having...
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- Jan 22, 2023
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Karine Jean-Pierre: “I want to be clear about saying that I am being clear”
Washington DC – On Friday’s White House press briefing regarding Biden’s handling of classified documents, press secretary Karine...
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- Jan 14, 2023
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Grand Moff Tarkin Appoints Special Counsel to Investigate Princess Leia Classified Documents
Death Star (GNS) – Grand Moff Tarkin on Thursday appointed a special counsel to investigate Princess Leia Organa’s handling of classified...
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- Jan 14, 2023
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Clinton “Really Glad” Biden Investigated for Boxes of Documents Instead of Her Server
New York City, NY – Former US secretary of state Hillary Clinton is “really glad” that the FBI is investigating classified documents...
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- Dec 20, 2022
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Twitter Files 7
Part 7 by Michael Shellenberger regarding the Biden laptop was posted on 20 December 2022. A few websites have done this but I thought it...
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- Nov 4, 2022
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Ice Cream Man: Not Voting for Us an Assault on Democracy
Washington DC – A man who looks and sounds like Joe Biden spoke on Wednesday about the upcoming midterm elections. Like the president, he...
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- Oct 14, 2022
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White House Sewage Pipe Explosions Will Not Stop Sh** Supply
Washington DC – White House staff announced on Thursday morning that there was a “significant” drop in the flowrate through one of the...
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- Oct 10, 2022
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Democrats: Reboot 90 Day Fiancé to Get More Migrants
New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...
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- Sep 8, 2022
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Biden: “God gave us two arms” to Get Two Ice Creams
Washington DC – Joe Biden has announced that he is still alive and well. “I’m… I’m healthy and awake,” he said, “and I have two arms that...
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