Sydney, Australia – NSW Chief Health Officer Dr Kerry “New World Order” Chant reminded all NSW residents that COVID is still “sort of a...

Moscow, Russia – As hundreds of western companies suspend operations across Russia, President Vladimir Putin has threatened to seize...

New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...

Atlanta, GA – CNN president Jeff Zucker resigned on Wednesday, reportedly for failing to disclose a consensual relationship with a...

From the developer that brought us Truck Simulator, there is now Canadian Truck Simulator: Convoy Protest Edition. This is the perfect...

Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...

East Aurora, NY – To celebrate the recent approval and recommendation of COVID vaccinations for children as young as five years old in...

Galactic Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – The Galactic Supreme Court agreed on Wednesday to take up disputes over the Palpatine administration’s...

Although an individual’s medical conditions and procedures are personal information and therefore considered private, it’s interesting...

Los Angeles, CA – Although the pandemic has made filmmaking more difficult in the past two years, this has not stopped the production of...

Melbourne, Australia – Representative Jar Jar Binks has proposed an amendment to the Public Health and Wellbeing Act which will grant...

Time for cards 17–20!

St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his...

Imperial Senate, Coruscant (GNS) – Emperor Palpatine has hailed the “extraordinary success” of the imperial withdrawal from Endor.

Some Canadians question the government’s intent to purchase millions of excess vaccines.

New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.

Days after Olivia Rodrigo’s appearance, the White House has invited other celebrities to help promote the vaccines.

Hacktivist bunnies group Anomnomnomnymous have declared war on the human elite...

The Democrats have denied ordering Skynet to defund the police. “That is ridiculous,” said Biden, “as if we… we would waste taxpayer’s...

Hadley’s Hope, LV-426 – CNN’s town hall event with Biden on Wednesday night was a ratings failure.

Mars Spaceport – A fat lady exploded in rage at the Mars spaceport yesterday after a heated argument regarding the latest lockdown and...