St Petersburg, FL – Greef Karga claimed on Monday that the bounty hunter Mandalorian has found the campsite where Brain Laundrie and his parents stayed after he returned home without his now-dead girlfriend Gabby Petito.
“It wasn’t difficult,” said Mando, “because Laundrie’s parents told me where they stayed.”
On September 17, Laundrie was reported missing by his parents and the local authorities have been running an extensive search for him.
However, there are unconfirmed reports that certain local enforcers have been cancelled for having an opinion, so the filmmakers have called in the Mandalorian to assist in the search.
“The whole thing doesn’t make sense because our scriptwriters have just done a s— job as usual,” said an official on the condition of anonymity, “which is why we brought in Mando as a distraction.”
The official also added that nobody can resist Grogu “because people are suckers for the little cute character and he’ll be able to conveniently use the Force to solve the case too”.
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