Washington DC – Joe Biden responded to the articles of impeachment filed on Tuesday.
“I’m grateful for the… the opportunity,” said Biden, “to umm… equal Trump’s record of… of having two impeachment attempts… I mean, I can’t really beat him in much else.”
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said, “We’re confident we can beat President Trump in impeachments as well. After all, President Biden will probably just sleep through the proceedings and we’ll have to go through it again anyway.”
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