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- Aug 4
- 1 min
Emmy Nomination for Rebel Journalist Who Reported “Fiery but Mostly Peaceful Protests” at Death Star
Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...
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- Jul 29
- 1 min
Boy Insists His Homework Submission Is Invisible
San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...
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- Jul 28
- 1 min
Disney to Reboot All Star Wars Films
Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...
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- Jul 26
- 1 min
Protestors: Planet Earth Homophobic for Making Monkeypox
New York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....
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- Jul 24
- 1 min
Biden: “I am a cancer to the world”
Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...
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- Jun 25
- 1 min
Employers: Productivity Plummets after Roe vs Wade Overturn
Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...
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- Jun 22
- 1 min
High School Baseball Player Suspended for Hitting to Far-Right Field
San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...
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- May 16
- 1 min
Matrix Reboot Has Morpheus Offer Abortion Pills
Hollywood, CA – The Matrix will be rebooted with the character of Morpheus offering the character of Neo abortion pills. “It’s important...
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- Apr 28
- 6 min
Workers’ Memorial Day!
Today is Workers’ Memorial Day, a day when we remember those who died at work, probably due to the culpable stupidity and negligence of...
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- Feb 4
- 1 min
NYC Church to Offer Vegan Holy Communion
New York City, NY – Following Mayor Eric Adams’s vision for health and fitness, New Re-reformed Now-Truer Church of Jesus will offer...
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- Jan 25
- 1 min
Chinese and US Warplanes Don’t Identify as Warplanes
Washington DC – In an apparent response to the US and Japanese navies conducting exercises in the Philippine Sea, China sent 39 warplanes...
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- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
Protests Intensify at Patriarch Noah’s Ark Construction Site
Protests intensified yesterday at the ark construction site led by Patriarch Noah. The protests initially started at the patriarch’s...
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- Dec 14, 2021
- 2 min
Banned from Instasham... I mean, Instagram
We just earned our first badge of honor! We've been banned from Instagram!
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- Dec 12, 2021
- 1 min
The NeverEnding Story IV to be Released in 2022
Los Angeles, CA – Although the pandemic has made filmmaking more difficult in the past two years, this has not stopped the production of...
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- Dec 11, 2021
- 1 min
Pentagon Announces New Military Proficiency Policy
Washington DC – The Pentagon has announced a new policy for the training and testing of proficiencies of US military personnel. Instead...
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- Nov 29, 2021
- 1 min
Californian Officials to Drop the Term “Gangbanger”
Los Angeles, CA – A Californian state government board on Saturday vetoed 11–1 to stop using the word “gangbanger” due to its negative...
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- Nov 11, 2021
- 1 min
Study: Titanic Sank because Iceberg was Fatphobic
Los Angeles, CA – A study using the latest in computational dynamic stress analysis and modelling has concluded that the Titanic did not...
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- Aug 23, 2021
- 1 min
Girl Awarded for Never Getting Awarded
San Francisco, CA – It is the policy of Wakeham Elementary School for each class to hand out a weekly award for academic achievements.
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- Aug 19, 2021
- 1 min
National Football League Renamed to National Vaccination League
New York City, NY – The joke that the NFL stands for “not for long” may turn out to be half-true after all.
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- Aug 11, 2021
- 1 min
Petition to Rename the Hawaiian Pizza
Honolulu, HI – Some Hawaiians have petitioned that the “Hawaiian Pizza” be renamed because it’s racist.
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