Camden, NJ – In the wake of the explosive recording of Campbell’s Company executive Martin Bally making derogatory comments about fake meat and minorities, the company has decided to release a new canned soup. Campbell’s has fired Bally but understands that the “public deserves better from our iconic brand”. The company is scheduled to release “Non-Racist Co-Exist Mystery Soup” which, according to the barely legible label, contains 65% cultured pork with the other 55% being c

Nashville, TN – An elementary school student is severely disappointed that he has been forbidden from rioting after finding out that French President Emmanuel Macron had allegedly put a hit on Candace Owens. “I don’t get it,” said George, 10, of Cabalsville Elementary School, “I would’ve thought that nowadays a white man trying to kill a black woman is like the near-perfect excuse to peacefully trash the place.” However, George is willing to consider an alternative view: “I g

One can always trust the post-Vatican II church for some good waffle. This shouldn’t be surprising as Leo XIV blessed a block of ice at some “climate justice” conference last month. But more importantly, a document titled “ Mater Populi Fidelis ” (“The Mother of the Faithful People of God”) was released on November 4. It is a “Doctrinal Note on Some Marian Titles Regarding Mary’s Cooperation in the Work of Salvation” signed by Leo XIV on October 7 that is supposed to clarify

Detroit, MI – As the Illinois state government battles the Trump administration regarding the deployment of the National Guard, mostly...

To those who love electric vehicles (EVs) because it helps “climate change”, there’s good news: a study by Y. Yao et al titled “ Fine...

An anthology that mostly looks good but most of the episodes try too hard.

German mystery-thriller in which a couple in an apartment wake up to find themselves walled in. The “closed world” premise is fine but the story is not planned out well.

Sacramento, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom on Friday indicated that he intends to hold a “special election” that will allow him to...

Melbourne, Australia – Given the state’s initiative to collect machetes and the latest trend in the WNBA to throw green dildos onto the...

A form of the superhero genre with “immortal” warriors. Tries too hard with action and grit, so it just comes across as bland cheese. Meh.

The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...

Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused....

Los Angeles, CA – As the riots continue in Los Angeles and other cities, some residents are confused by it all. “A few years ago, some of...

Melbourne, Australia – A patient at a public hospital identifies as “they” in the hopes of getting an extra serving of dinner. “The...

DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....

To those who miss the Concorde or the idea of civilian supersonic flight in general, there is good news. There’s no need to go into...

Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the...

Berlin, Germany – Climate experts recommend a new practice to help limit the rise in temperature to under the agreed 1.5 degrees Celcius....

Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...

It's baby oil time! And that slap.

St Paul, MN – A young hockey defenseman was called out for being a “right-wing extremist” for occasionally playing as a right winger. St...