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Victorian Government Is Just Full of… Gas
The state of Victoria, Australia, has banned natural gas connections to new residential dwellings in which the planning permit was...
Jun 291 min read


Confusion over “No Kings” Rally Ends in Embarrassment
Orange County, CA – A man who attended the “No Kings” protest in Anaheim was confused, then detained and subsequently got more confused....
Jun 151 min read


Those For Papers During Plandemic Now Rioting Against Papers
Los Angeles, CA – As the riots continue in Los Angeles and other cities, some residents are confused by it all. “A few years ago, some of...
Jun 131 min read


Hospital Patient Identifies as “They” To Get More Food
Melbourne, Australia – A patient at a public hospital identifies as “they” in the hopes of getting an extra serving of dinner. “The...
Jun 111 min read


DS9 Protesters “Just a Bunch of People Having Fun Blowing Up Ships and a Space Station”
DS9 (FNS) – Many starships have gathered near Deep Space Nine to protest the expulsion of Cardassians from Federation and Bajoran space....
Jun 101 min read


Trump Orders Regulatory Reform and RDT&E for Civilian Supersonic Flight
To those who miss the Concorde or the idea of civilian supersonic flight in general, there is good news. There’s no need to go into...
Jun 91 min read


Musk: Fight with Bessent Was Just Warm-up for L.A. Riots
Los Angeles, CA – In the fallout of the Musk–Trump feud, the tech billionaire has deleted some of his social posts regarding the...
Jun 91 min read


Expert: Leave Fridge Doors Open to Cool Planet
Berlin, Germany – Climate experts recommend a new practice to help limit the rise in temperature to under the agreed 1.5 degrees Celcius....
Jun 41 min read


Man Relieved Hissing and Attempted Biting Was Just a Snake
Los Angeles, CA – A Californian man was relieved to find the hissing and attempted biting was just a snake. “I stepped out for a smoke...
Jun 21 min read


Opinyun’s Magic Cards (37–40)
It's baby oil time! And that slap.
May 291 min read


Hockey Player Confused When Fan Confuses Him for a Right-Wing Extremist
St Paul, MN – A young hockey defenseman was called out for being a “right-wing extremist” for occasionally playing as a right winger. St...
May 251 min read


Asian Boy Labelled “Right Wing” for Eating Fried Chicken
Detroit, MI – An Asian boy is sick of being labelled as “right wing”. Francis Cheung, 11, was being branded as a “far-right” and...
May 221 min read


Drama Review: Andor
Despite a number of minor issues, a solid series created by Tony Gilroy, the writer of the Bourne trilogy. Nicely shot and edited. Decent pacing and dramatic tension.
May 156 min read


Drama Review: Skeleton Crew
Typical coming-of-age children’s story. Two annoying leads but the premise and plot are simple and work well enough. It’s short so it’s over quickly either way.
Apr 164 min read


Australian Election: Guy Who Falls off Stage vs Ex-Cop Who Kicks Ball at Your Head
Sydney, Australia – With less than a month until the Australian Federal Election, Aussies’ choices have been complicated by recent...
Apr 51 min read


Man against Bud Light Boycott is OK with Destroying Teslas
Las Vegas, NV – A man who riled against “right-wingers” boycotting Bud Light has decided that it is perfectly acceptable to destroy Tesla...
Mar 231 min read


Alliance “Calls a Meeting” without Its Biggest Member
Paris, France – Just like every other corporate entity, NATO has called a meeting regarding the dire situation in Ukraine. However, the...
Mar 111 min read


Trump Appoints David Duchovny as FBI Assistant Director
Washington DC – In addition to the negative comments regarding Kash Patel’s recent confirmation as FBI Director, a new wave of bitching...
Feb 271 min read


Wisconsin Bill: Mother = “Inseminated Person”
It has been recently reported that the Wisconsin bill WI AB50 filed on 18 February 2025 is doing the usual “gender-neutral/inclusive...
Feb 262 min read


Country that Shutdown Nuclear Power Plants Wants Nuclear Weapons
Berlin, Germany – Germany’s next chancellor Friedrich Merz has floated the idea of maybe sorta acquiring nuclear weapons. “We’ve been...
Feb 251 min read


Man Attaches Vacuum Cleaners to EV to Increase Noise Level
Melbourne, Australia – After being brutally teased by his mates that his electric vehicle is too quiet, a man has attached five new...
Feb 151 min read
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