Apr 11, 202314 minCOVID-19: The Great Reset by Klaus Schwab & Thierry MalleretKlaus Schwab tells us the world has no choice but to “reset” in almost every respect to some green globalist-communist surveillance society.
Apr 3, 20231 minTrans BeerWell, at least you can’t say Bud Light’s latest PR stunt is false advertising…
Mar 23, 20231 minWoman Orders Cow That Identifies as Mushroom on Date with VeganSeattle, WA – A woman who unknowingly went on a date with a vegan was in an awkward position about whether to order meat for her meal. “I...
Mar 6, 20231 minLori Lightfoot Denies Working as a Gargoyle above Church DoorChicago, IL – Since Lori Lightfoot lost her job, there have been unconfirmed sightings of the outgoing mayor. An unverified report, which...
Feb 28, 20231 minAustralian PM Albanese’s Mardi Gras March Not the Group Hug He WantedSydney, Australia – Anthony Albanese has become the first Australian Prime Minister to march in the Mardi Gras parade. “It’s unfortunate...
Feb 21, 20231 minNew Train Sim: Buttgouge Ohio Edition!The developer of the popular train simulator series has released another title: Ohio Buttgouge Edition! This is the perfect game for...
Jan 28, 20231 minPfizer to Enter Online Dating MarketNew York City, NY – Pfizer has announced that it will enter the online dating scene by starting its own subscription-based platform....
Jan 27, 20231 minAdam Schiff to Run for Miss CaliforniaLos Angeles, CA – Democrat Adam Schiff has announced that he will run for Miss California. “We’re in the fight of our lives,” said Shifty...
Jan 22, 20232 minAustralian Government: Massive Solar Farm Still a Good IdeaDarwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...