Aug 8, 20211 minCoffee Sales Soar as Woke White People Order Black CoffeeSeattle, WA – Coffee sales have soared in the second quarter of 2021, a small sign that suggests some hope for the economy.
Jul 22, 20211 minProspective Employee Identifies as VaccinatedPhiladelphia, PA – When Georgina applied for a job at MeeWare Solutions, she was told that all employees had to be vaccinated.
Jul 16, 20214 minFilm Review: TakenOne expects this to be a short, no-brainer, action-packed, light entertainment. And that’s what it mostly is.
Jul 14, 20211 minBoy Suspended for Confusing CRT with CVTCharlotte, NC – A sixth-grade student has been suspended for confusing CRT with CVT.
Jul 1, 20212 minExperts Warn of COVID Omicron StrainGeneva, Switzerland – With the COVID Delta strain apparently circulating the world, experts are now warning of the next variant.
Jun 23, 20211 minDiver Who Identified as Skydiver Jumped Off PlaneLos Angeles, CA – A 10m-platform diver who identified as a skydiver jumped off of a plane yesterday.
Jun 7, 20211 minMysterious White Officer Shoots Random Asian GuyLos Angeles, CA – Hundreds of residents in Reseda took to the streets yesterday demanding the arrest of a white police officer who shot...
May 6, 20218 min#LoveDumbAsiansGiven the current sentiments regarding #StopAsianHate—and there’s a few of us Asians here at Opinyuns—it’s time I add to it.
Apr 9, 20211 minElementary School Suspends Student for Phrasal MisuseNew York City, NY – An elementary school in New York has blocked one of its students from attending her online English classes for...