Darwin, Australia – It was recently reported that the $30-billion deal to build a massive solar farm in Northern Territory with a...

According to an article by Ian D. Rotherham posted on the WEF website, we should all stop celebrating Christmas. Rotherham doesn’t put it...

Another one of those...

Paris, France – French President Emmanuel Macron has announced reforms for online child safety. “We have to protect our children on the...

Here are cards 25–28! Play a game while you wait for the conveniently slow election count.

In an effort to save the planet, new colored bins approved by the WEF have been introduced garnering rave reviews from celebrities,...

It's been too long, but here are cards 21–24!

New York City, NY – The Democrats have called for a reboot of the reality show 90 Day Fiancé. “Well… uhh… I think 90 days is too long,”...

Sacramento, CA – Governor Gavin Newsom has denied that his approval of AB2098 has anything to do with impeding free speech or ushering in...

Los Angeles, CA – A local resident almost set his house on fire after setting alight his entire eight-piece set of LED candles. “My wife...

Oklahoma City, OK – Senator Elizabeth Warren is claiming the British throne on the day of the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II. “Lizzy the...

Apparently, snacks containing bugs have been introduced to 1000 schools across Australia. Rah!!! Granted, bugs can be high in protein and...

Los Angeles, CA – The Californian government has officially announced soy sauce as the condiment that represents “diversity”. “It’s a...

Woke strategy in entertainment has failed...

Yavin IV (RNN) – Rebel journalist Ramo Zenemij is one of the five nominees for Emmy’s “Outstanding Emerging Journalist” Award. Zenemij is...

San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on...

Los Angeles, CA – Given the recent losses Disney suffered, it has announced that it will remake all Star Wars films. “I know some people...

New York City, NY – In response to WHO’s declaration that monkeypox is a global health emergency, small protests have erupted in NYC....

Washington DC – On Wednesday, during a speech about the health effects of oil refineries and power stations, President Biden stated that...

Los Angeles, CA – Employers of big and small businesses across the country have complained that productivity immediately plummeted after...

San Francisco, CA – David Uchikomu, Wakeham High School’s star outfield slugger, has been suspended for continuously hitting to the...