San Francisco, CA – A student at Wakeham Elementary School has insisted that he completed his homework assignment and submitted it on time.
Ms Giles of fourth grade, however, insists that Reggie has not in fact submitted his homework.
“My homework is invisible,” said Reggie. “And I am pretty sure it’s mostly correct too.”
Ms Giles has since marked and returned all homework assignments to the students. “Upon further consideration, I am confident Reggie’s work is mostly correct as he claims so I gave him a B+. The mark is just invisible on the report card, that’s all.”
The principal’s office has not responded to requests for comment except to confirm that “there is no argument from anyone that Reggie identifies as a boy.”
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